Pretty sure the most grown up thing you can do is work while at the airport. Over here tippy tapping on my laptop like somebody’s mother.

I really mean it when I say “bless your heart” and y’all ruined it.

Texas fans the day before playing Bama 😭

There are some big things coming up for @NorthCarolinaFC, @JColeNC and @Dreamvillefest 😎 Good luck with the season and the festival.

I just came here to say that I have successfully set up a home printer which means I am both a tech wizard and an old person.

read the thread. then read it again. one more time for good measure.

Love difficult people. You’re one of them.

https://t.co/wBPfZAZ63I

Whatever. I love Sam Ehlinger.

i’ll admit that “affect” and “effect” be beating my ass

TOM.

Tom.

Be the reason someone believes in good people .

Basically if your man has the Snapchat just go ahead and break up with him now.

‘tine day 30ish: am I a Tyga fan?

COVID spelt backwards is DIVOC and what DIVOC going on

“Leave it to you to ask the police officer where the bar is.” - @caityhinton

Today I learned happy hours are not allowed in North Carolina. What I’m saying is today I learned I cannot live here after all.