Johnny “Piri” Collazo
@collazo_johnny
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Starve your distractions, feed your focus. Day trader, shit talker, Amateur Gambler, UBEREVERYWHERE 🇵🇷
Chicago, IL
Joined June 2012
St patty's day weekend brought out da Green Spaghetti 🤣
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Lmfao if politics you’re personality, I think your age clock has run out. FUCKING IDIOTS
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.@PressSec on Operation Epic Fury: "Ballistic missile attacks from Iran right now are down 90%. Their drone capabilities are down 95%. We have sunk more than 65 of their naval ships. We've hit more than 6,000 targets... We are totally eradicating this threat."
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Lmfao I love how I chant Modelo time but it’s really me yelling at my 70yr old Titi explaining how to use new apps. It’s kind of crazy, the bitch barely knows English, but I throw a Mac in front of her and she’s better than most. I’ll say it again 70!!! I did good.
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Irish people drink and suddenly don’t know how to drive. Fucking rookies.
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Lmfao I just saw a guy launch his book bag at a bus to stop it
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Me standing in line with 10 cans of sardines and 4 containers of Greek yogurt 🧍🏽♀️
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@collazo_johnny I am not a 15 year old girl. Therefore, Apple products are not for me.
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