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@sageburnerr

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I see you're drinking 1 percent. Does that mean you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted |Don’t DM me| 👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏾💞

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Joined August 2015
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@sageburnerr
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Yves Saint Laurent Autumn/Winter 1969-70 vs Schiaparelli SS21
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@sageburnerr
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Im officially old. My Gen Z coworker is renting out a house and forgot to pay for oil now her house is at 50 degrees. She has a pellet stove and has no idea how to run it so she called me and asked me to come over to help her I feel like I aged 10 years.
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@femininaura
𝐙. | The Spoiled Standard
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Charlotte York, the woman you are.
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@feylings
:)
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“i'm not mad” also me:
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@Okay_Bye___
cнєєкυ⋆。🪐˚ ⋆
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Me trying to act normal after hearing something that hurt my soul
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@sageburnerr
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Except for rare cases idk how people go 3 months+ without realizing they’re pregnant. I couldn’t go to 1.5 months without questioning
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@foodreamvibes
food aesthetic
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@sageburnerr
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I miss sea urchin so much I love that texture
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@kingofthehill
kingofthehill
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That's a dang Christmas miracle. #KingOfTheHill
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Laufey brings Christmas cheer with a performance of “Lover Girl” at the Royal Variety Performance in London.
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@anime_
Anime Aesthetics
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"Do you like asking for help?" Me:
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@sageburnerr
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1 class complete! I just need to do 3 more assignments no more essays
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@sageburnerr
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No sleep for finals
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@spicebae_
spicebae
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i really thought she was being dramatic till i got my heart broken for the first time...
@anvixox
Anvi🍒
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this is how it feels to dissociate
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@sageburnerr
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The way my life going fr if I wasn’t attractive I don’t think I could keep going. Thank you Jesus at least I can smile in the mirror
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@sageburnerr
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This so disgusting he needs the full extent of the law and that unit needs to be investigated
@Suzierizzo1
Suzie rizzio
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A College of Charleston student was out drinking with her friends,but were separated.She was found outside unconscious so Campus Security was flagged down.She was taken home by Robert Arnett 34 who assaulted her & was caught by her roommates & arrested for Assault & misconduct!
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@Nycteegurl
nyctee ❤ gurl
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Google agreed to pay Latino employees a settlement as long as they did not allow Black employees to take part. Latinos agreed! “Judge Adams said the settlement came after Cantu’s lawyers agreed this month to exclude Black employees
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Google agreed to pay $28 million to settle a class-action lawsuit claiming that it favored white and Asian employees by paying them more and putting them on higher career tracks than other workers.
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@sageburnerr
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The way I had a child knock and dash me and I have a glass door so I opened the curtain to watch him run to his bike stumble and fall then peddle away lol
@SteveLovesAmmo
Steve 🇺🇸
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The most based father in recorded history.
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@sageburnerr
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Kids truly make the world go round they actually brighten up my day
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@sageburnerr
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21 days
This makes me think of 200 lb beauty. They had the girl fall through the floor from being so fat. For the longest I thought the show was called 300 lb beauty because they made her enormous but then I remembered Asia don’t play about their fatphobia they scaring them away from
@AlanRoberts
Alan Roberts
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When people say “they aren’t even that big” it’s because the norm is morbidly obese in America….. and it’s pathetic.
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