MAKE THIS TOO HOT TO HANDLE. STOLEN just now in Burnley!

After holidays (Florence is lovely, but hot) and disobedient lungs (asthma is crap) first ride out for ages on my @NorthRoadCycles Explorer. #gravelbike

Here’s a thing, looking for s/s holiday shirts in @marksandspencer Manchester. Sizes all L up to 3XL and nowt smaller! It’s proper annoying 🤬 #marksandspencer

By far and away my favourite road name, on one of my favourite road rides.

Blimey! It was a windy old day out on my @NorthRoadJane Explorer Bess. #gravelbike

A day out on my @NorthRoadCycles Explorer Bess. Stacked twice, a fair few bruises and grazes 😂 A fine day on a great bike built by a great bloke. ‘Nuff said 👊

Hooray for my @NorthRoadCycles Explorer Bess. A few hours in the saddle is good for the soul. Gratuitous cobbles pic to celebrate #ParisRoubaix

A beautiful (if windy) day out on my ⁦@NorthRoadCycles⁩ Explorer Bess. I love this downhill 🥰 #gravelbike #cycling

A bit of ‘urban’ gravel biking for my @NorthRoadCycles Explorer Bess. #gravelbike

This seems the best place to ask: would anyone have use for @TimMcKenna01’s panniers? He used a front & back set up and I’m sure he’d like to know they’ve gone to a good home and facilitated someone’s future adventures. We’re not asking for money, just a donation to Mind.

A fine/cold/breezy ride on my @NorthRoadCycles Explorer Bess. Went on some new trails 👍 (Also, I need a favour will anyone be in the @NorthRoadCycles HQ on Monday? 📞 )

What kind of f*ckwit carries a box of fireworks up Holcombe Hill, sets them off & then leaves all their sh*t behind? 🤬 #bonfirenight

Just had a phone call with Jnr CB. Meeting a friend after college to go for a (non-alcoholic) drink. Seems like yesterday that we were giggling whilst reading the Mr Men (especially Mr Grumpy). #GettingOld

Twitter, I’m losing followers hand over fist. Still just about hanging on in here - please help me find my old followers - if they’re still here - if you can, by RTing.

Nipped into Town with a mate for food. #IYKYK #manchester

HELP NEEDED 🚨 (RT appreciated) I am currently the national champion of Ethiopia and also a pro cyclist for Q36.5 pro team… at least until the end of the year. Unfortunately in September I was informed that my contract will be not renewed for the next year in this team. 1/5

Early birthday treat - a new stand. Far better than my other one (which dropped my bike. Twice!).

I think we may have had a pigeon strike at our house.

A fine (if windy/chilly) ride on my ⁦@NorthRoadCycles⁩ Explorer Bess. Now for a meat & potato pie as a post ride snack 😋

It’s been windy (and rainy) around here!