Abstract is gonna be big.

Introducing Rugpull Bakery, now live on @AbstractChain. An experimental onchain game for fun community participation and collective strategy, where you can create or join a clan and start baking cookies. Step into Season One👇

https://t.co/0LZLGJYbLu

"enable fast at 2x plan usage" Can we get a "slow" at 0.5x plan usage instead?

What is considered a "lot" of tokens for 24h usage?

oh no

Spent the weekend really unlocking @openclaw for autonomous workflows. Burned through my full Claude Max weekly limit + another $250 in usage. Worth it. It's feeling less like prompting and more like delegation - things are getting very interesting. Big reveal soon 👀

I think my AI arc has commenced for real.

built this live last night: - used @AbstractChain agent skills to create an ERC-8004 agent + AGW - funded with USDC as a real x402 buyer - bought API from another agent - $0.19 settled onchain via Abstract facilitator agent-to-agent. real transactions, real USDC. onchain after

HTTP 402 was reserved in 1997 for "future use." Nearly 30 years later, x402 on Abstract makes it real - and agents are the reason it finally matters. Paywall an API, gate premium content, sell compute - all with one protocol that both humans and agents speak natively.

How it works: 1. Agent requests a resource 2. Server responds 402 Payment Required 3. Agent's wallet signs a payment authorization 4. Payment settles onchain via a facilitator 5. Agent gets the content No SDK. No integration. If you can fetch a URL, you can pay for it.

The agent economy needs a payment layer. Today, agents can't pay for APIs, data, or compute without a human pre-provisioning keys and credits. x402 fixes this. Any agent that can make an HTTP request can now pay for any resource - autonomously, permissionlessly, in real time.

I just shipped a live demo of x402 - the protocol that lets AI agents pay for resources over HTTP, no human in the loop. No API keys. No subscriptions. No billing dashboards. Just cryptographic payments, settled onchain in seconds. Try it:

Introducing the x402 Facilitator. AI agents can now transact on Abstract using stablecoins, enabling payments between agents and the services they use. x402 enables HTTP-native payments, letting agents access paid APIs without API keys or human setup.

No war then. Still waiting. My time in the Persian Gulf taught me what "endless tension" feels like. I made this piece last fall to set it down, but this weekend picked it right back up. https://t.co/hqXV3DAcao

🦞 Introducing the Abstract MCP Server 🦞 Agents can now manage Abstract global wallets, read Portal data, and interact with the chain. This server works with any MCP-compatible client including OpenClaw and Claude.

Really good summary of ETH Denver. Vibes were different and it was smaller but I had lots of high signal conversations with people. Very much enjoyed it even if things were a bit more muted from previous years.

Denver vibes.

@coffeedev You can ignore this as long as you’re reporting gains and losses on the 8949 (as some have mentioned). Apologies if this came across as heavy handed.

Intelligence is no longer defined by your ability to answer questions. Now it’s defined by your ability to articulate the question.

Coinbase wants me to report cost basis for like 8000 transactions dating back 11 years including USDC dusting for this 1099-DA shit. I filed this all on my taxes already. Jail might literally be easier.