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@cockjuring
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you’re standing on my neck https://t.co/peI6pRZrXL
he/they myspace age
Joined July 2016
The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on. So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.
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the acolyte was so horny they cancelled it https://t.co/tCQujxfNtD
Star Wars isn’t horny enough. It just isn’t horny enough.
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Have I lost touch with reality because $55k for a job that requires a masters degree is basically nothing
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i can only think of tv fr: 1. the point is, since i met you, i... i’ve been thinking about getting a car. 2. i will stand with you between the heavens and the earth. i will tell you where you are. Do you love me?
What’s your favorite declaration of love in a film?
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“The consumer does not care if what they’re looking at is 𝗔𝗜”
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Oh she a different type of piece of shit
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Parents surprising kids during lunch. The way the first kid said “hiiii daddy” 😊😊
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My best friend randomly getting the best pic of me ever while I’m black out drunk
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Meet the world’s most secretive, purr-fectly organized system: The Cat Distribution System! ✨
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Nina Simone’s rendition of “The Sound of Silence,” live at Montreux ‘68. #NinaSimone #TheSoundOfSilence #JazzIsDead
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