RT @TheriseofHero: @itswords_

i think a nice fucking fresh fish dinner spread from the menagerie coast could fix me honestly. i miss home.

RT @nocontextfrogs:

RT @holyaches: i'm pretty sure i'm worthless if i can't be of service.

my brothers bullying me.

kinda miss my brothers butch lesbian era it was so funny.

meow.

RT @sharksf1n: my mom doesn't know i bully men on the internet.

once i shaved my head bcs i was so down bad for this girl.

now i get to sit and laugh at you all bcs u believe every word i tweet.

also the dryad thena fucked was actually my ex's cousin.

i was married for two years before i met these schmucks i hang out with now and none of them even know it.

back when i didnt even know i was a lesbian i was dating a guy and then i went to the soul and met this GIRL and my luck is so incredible that when she kissed me of course he walked thru the door to surprise me and thats the story of how i broke my nose for the first time.

the last person i dated actually ended up being a total scammer who was courting me as a potential next victim but i figured her out and then played her so hard and put her ass in jail lol.

how it feels when i miss a punch.

do people think pushing my buttons is funny or something because its really getting old.

RT @harajukuamish: moves like fagger.

any of you guys heard of the bard chappel roan? her new song is kinda hitting. .

need my tl to stop feeding me these stupid lovey dovey cartoons.