I made my first #ACNH custom design! @Cheers_kitty made Deirdre; I made Rory myself. #AnimalCrossing

If you can’t be in it, be on it. #banjocat #catsofinstagram #newpaintpens

Uh oh. Listening to this week’s episode of @IfBooksPod and remembering that time when we watched #thesecret during Sunday School. Definitely a bold choice for our youth group leaders that year. @RottenInDenmark @The_Law_Boy

I love using a violin to teach elementary schoolers how to play ukulele! They both have four strings, so the technique is basically the same. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

i’m a woman working in music, so men love to challenge me with a little “who are you listening to right now?” my new favorite game is making up a band, saying their new album got an 8.4 on pitchfork, and watching the guy be like “honestly i wasn’t that impressed with that one”

People stop going to get help when there is a risk they will go to jail for it. That is how people die. When you criminalise abortion, you criminalise every person able to get pregnant, and you put everything about them under scrutiny. They stop being human, and just become uteri

I couldn't figure out where the comma(s) in "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" should go, so I hit myself in the face.

Is he Robin or is he Batman? Get yourself a cat who does both! #bravesirrobin #happyhalloween

One time a writer friend of mine got too drunk and sobbed bc she said there were too many books in the world she wouldn’t have time to read, and this guy down the bar said, ladies—he isn’t worth it and my friend yelled IM CRYING ABOUT BOOKS and that shut the guy up

Flew in to #Cancun for a belated honeymoon and am playing a fun, new game with my husband: is this an ad for a local adventure park or for Disney’s #JungleCruise ?

https://t.co/KZwXez5jyo

Ewwww. Why is @fakedansavage retweeting defenses of Jesse Singal? File that under "Disappointing Updates Not Worth Sharing With the Middle School GSA." #cancelJesseSingalAgain #ewwDanSavage

no thoughts just professor jiggly

Here’s the scary moment when protesters initially got into the building from the first floor and made their way outside Senate chamber.

Best thing I’ve read in a while