RT @DreamTheHeavy: Thank you @WYEP for premiering our latest single, Candy!

RT @ValenciaDonutCo: CUTENESS OVERLOAD: EASTER EDITION. We have special Easter candies this week. They are absolutely delicious, if you can….

RT @DreamTheHeavy: Pre-save my new album "The Future is Now (Live at Club Café)" on Spotify: (powered by @distrokid).

Hey @BaltimoreMD, who keeps prank calling the fire department?.

I guess that $44B isn't going to pay itself back, right @elonmusk ?.

And so begins the era of the #ElonWhale. #FailWhale born anew, but much worse.

Why is @tim_cook the villain in @JurassicWorld Dominion?.

Nothing quite like listening to a politicians idiot wife talk about how pro gun HE is the day after a white racist 18 year old drives a couple hours to kill 10 black people in a Buffalo NY supermarket @KennedyforHouse.

Thank you @TSA for confiscating my nearly empty 6 oz can of shaving gel. Way to keep America safe. Take THAT terrorists!.

Why is the in store music at @Ross_Stores so hilariously terrible?.

Halo Infinite is an absolutely terrible game. The dialogue is total cringe and every attempt at villainous exposition is just skippable (the Y button on XBOX). The feeble attempts to push a valor points system are truly forgettable. All I want this game to be is over with. F-.

RT @danpfeiffer: Hey America — the GOP put the plan to overthrow the government in a fucking PowerPoint!.

Finally figured out where Sauron fled to after his defeat in Middle Earth. @Cheesecake

So now two days in with @HiltonHonors not letting me use points. They will not unlock my account and I'm getting a little (read: a LOT) frustrated with disinformation and ridiculous hoop jumping. You'd better have this fixed soon. Unsuspend me. Now.

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Thanks, @mattswider!

Okay @Apple. You got me with #UniversalControl. Well played. #WWDC21.

#MacOSMonterey had better come with some serious fixes for Big Sur's garbage notification center. #WWDC21.

#ForAllOfYou - the best way to guarantee a family will NEVER agree on what to watch together, ever. #WWDC21.