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@clockworkbyrde

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they/them 35+ Sewist and stressed. Lives w/gay pirate brainrot. Queer, Disabled, ND and awkward AF. Weirder in person.

Joined October 2011
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@clockworkbyrde
anxious potato person
3 years
Um, thank you @poppyhollowed for making me look MAGNIFICENT?!!!!!I'm feeling many gender feelings from this
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@clockworkbyrde
anxious potato person
11 months
My partner wanted to watch at least the first episode of the hamster show. It's literally the dumbest shit I've ever seen
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@clockworkbyrde
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@V_Vico_Ortiz
Vico Ortiz
1 year
Keep writing, painting, filming, dancing, singing…whatever the art form, do it. Grief is heavy and requires somatic movement to release/ease it. Art is always there for you/us and no one will ever be able to take that from you because you are art. You are poetry.
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@NikkiMcR
nikki mccann ramírez
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When will my reflection show who I am inside
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@clockworkbyrde
anxious potato person
1 year
I have weed gummies, many snacks, gonna bake cookies, and then start on a new embroidery project so I can repeatedly stab something over and over and over and over And thankfully my partner is WFH tomorrow
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@clockworkbyrde
anxious potato person
1 year
When the favorite human (me), gangs up with the spare human (my partner) to force medication down your throat, you give the favorite human the cold shoulder for betraying you. AKA: Khajiit is angee
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@clockworkbyrde
anxious potato person
1 year
Finished the present for my friendo!!! After I took these pictures, I used a lint roller to clean it up a bit. But, now I'm thinking I should've put a felt backing on it to cover up the messy back... But it's too late, it's in it's gift bag and I'm on my way to the party rn.
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@clockworkbyrde
anxious potato person
1 year
Working on a gift for a friend's bday. They are a professional shibari rigger, and their company name is "House of Bound". I'm doing an embroidery method called couching with thin jute twine and matching thread, I'll be doing some decorative knots around the border as well
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@clockworkbyrde
anxious potato person
1 year
Fucking idiots are setting of fireworks 😑😑😑
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@pimtyanimal
Pimty Animal 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 moving to 🦋
1 year
Teenagers aren't reading Flowers in the Attic any more and it shows. 🙃
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@ASTROGLIDE
ASTROGLIDE 💦
1 year
If someone hits a grand slam tonight (10/30) in the #WorldSeries we will give away 4 prize packs with lube & merch. 1 for EACH run scored! Comment and RT to be entered to win and good luck baseball fans! ⚾️💦 (18+, U.S. Shipping address to win) #Yankees #Dodgers
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@clockworkbyrde
anxious potato person
1 year
Khajiit is at the vets til tomorrow for her second surgery, so it feels weird not having a 7 pound furry potato screaming at me cause I slept in and she couldn't do biscuits on me since I had the bedroom door closed
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@gayguycandleco
That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸
1 year
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
@Acyn
Acyn
1 year
Girdusky to Hasan: I hope your beeper doesn’t go off
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@BeMomentus
Momentus
1 year
Listen. If the #OFMD writers and showrunner want to party with us, we will decorate…
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@clockworkbyrde
anxious potato person
1 year
Home now, went to dinner with brother and some friends after the service. I am fucking exhausted
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