ASTROGLIDE 💦
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🤝 30+ Year intimate wellness leader 🥼 USA Doctor Recommended Brand 🚀 The BEST lube in the universe 👇 Read more
Vista, CA
Joined March 2009
imagine a world where you werent afraid to follow a lube account because sex and masturbation are totally normal and healthy so you follow ASTROGLIDE bc they are funny, charming, and have lots of different kinds of lube and good tweets
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The week between Christmas and New Year’s Day is one of the most popular times of year for sex. For my latest on the @Astroglide blog, I dive into the reasons why.
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Sexual compatibility is not a one-time, “set it and forget it” kind of thing. It’s something that we must proactively work to maintain and cultivate. Here are some tips on how to do it that I put together for the @Astroglide blog.
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Masturbation can be beneficial for both physical and mental health, it can enhance sexual self-confidence and increase sexual pleasure, and it can even be therapeutic. Self-pleasure is self-care. Learn more in this article I wrote for the @Astroglide blog.
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@ASTROGLIDE When I go to the store to buy lube, if they don’t have astroglide, I go to a different store
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You’re on the couch with your partner. It’s your date-night-in. You start looking for a sexy movie to get you both in the mood. Where do you even start? Right here. https://t.co/JFj2hBKPSy
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If you’re planning on sleeping over at a partner’s house, ditch the sleeping bag, grab the lube and prepare the ultimate overnight bag by packing it with these essentials... https://t.co/8xSmWs4Yqw
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Breakfast in bed 🥰
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As the temperatures begin to cool down, it’s time to turn up the heat in the bedroom. And is there a better way to stay warm, if not by having sex? Fall sex cravings are here. https://t.co/7SH7xkHHgC
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I’m gonna be inside your mouth tonight 👻
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Help I didn’t watch the game did it happen? 👀
If someone hits a grand slam tonight (10/30) in the #WorldSeries we will give away 4 prize packs with lube & merch. 1 for EACH run scored! Comment and RT to be entered to win and good luck baseball fans! ⚾️💦 (18+, U.S. Shipping address to win) #Yankees #Dodgers
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Might just give a box or two away anyways after this 😂
@ASTROGLIDE I love getting slammed, I love scoring, and I love playing with balls
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If someone hits a grand slam tonight (10/30) in the #WorldSeries we will give away 4 prize packs with lube & merch. 1 for EACH run scored! Comment and RT to be entered to win and good luck baseball fans! ⚾️💦 (18+, U.S. Shipping address to win) #Yankees #Dodgers
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Ok this is kind of specific but I miss the 2020 era of TikTok songs
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if there was adult trick or treating i would give you all full sized bottles of lube
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