claudia
@claudiahh
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claudia ross…. novel forthcoming @BloomsburyPub +writing @parisreview @friezeofficial @forevermagusa @thebafflermag @joylandmagazine / clau2iaross @ gmail
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2016
so excited that my debut novel, BABY, will be born with @BloomsburyPub . thank u to my shepherds @alexanderjkane @WMEBooks @sitting_quietly . and thanks LA for being so surreal already. u make my job look easy
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everyone should read @gertsofficial excellent piece in which this tweet makes an appearance (in the banner image)
dirt.fyi
Greta Rainbow on the next literary genre.
To get an MFA in creative writing they put a gun to your head and make you write a "going to dinner at rich couple's house" story.
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What male reader 🤣.
there's a type of woman writer who divulges way too much about her inner life in a way that would provoke a male reader to form a fantasy based parasocial bond with her. Has anyone noticed this? Manic pixie dream girl, but for writers.
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so glad u asked. my linked short story collection is linked because i wrote it. i wrote all of them. i am the Link.
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If you want men to listen to you all you have to do is include the word "logically," or "pragmatically," before whatever you say. i'm not even kidding it always works.
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if you live in a major american city, you must be on alert AT ALL TIMES. for ppl who are intellectualizing the dinner party.
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Never have I ever seen a social media opportunity squandered as much as Goodreads. They could be Letterboxd but instead it's like going on club penguin in 2005. All your friends are somehow in a different igloo, and if someone else sends an email in ur vicinity ur cooked.
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A creative writing workshop for men but it just teaches them how to correctly congratulate their female counterparts.
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RT @sophiefkemp: one of the most remarkable books i've ever read!!! u all are so lucky to be alive in the time of claudia ross.
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Froyo is back. forever war in Middle East. recession incoming. it's a great day to be SoulCycle.
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RT @spiccarella: 50s novel: The Guns At Dawn.60s novel: Tutti Frutti.70s novel: Spinoza’s Kaleidoscope.80s novel: Taxes.90s novel: A Minisc….
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Yeah unfortunately Lorde's GRWM is right on the money (29 year old women who shop at brandy melville).
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Secret lives of mormon wives? I think you mean SHAKESPEAREAN COMEDY. Overlong plotlines based on familial miscommunication. "Who takes the throne." Mercurial identities. Random faith-based screeds. Gender/sex deviance that ultimately reenforces status quo. As you like it ass tv.
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RT @treswritesstuff: People in media are gonna be weird about this in the coming days but show me a better way to practice aggressive civil….
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RT @angorellanah: Rep. Nanette Barragán, whose district includes Paramount, said her office was told that no immigration raids ultimately h….
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Gov. Gavin Newsom said California would sue the Trump administration over the deployment of troops to curb immigration protests in Los Angeles.
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RT @DeepVellum: We are literally just $52 away from meeting our goal of completely replacing the National Endowment of the Arts funding tha….
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We are devastated over losing our funding from the NEA, but we are even sadder to learn that our wonderful colleagues with whom we have worked closely since our foundi...
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My bf and I go to the same restaurant Addison Rae also frequents and one time we were too ashamed to ask for a pic with her so we asked her to take our picture instead and now we have this random photo of us at a mexican cantina. She was an angel tho.
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