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Saving the world one dad joke at a time.

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Top 5 Dad Movies.1. Tombstone.2. Predator.3. Bloodsport.4. Hunt for Red October .5. Rocky 4.
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30 years later and it is still just as satisfying
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Me: “I’m not becoming my dad”. Also me:
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This is what happens when dads figure out how to use AI
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Bill Belichick looks like he’s made 4 trips to Home Depot, reorganized the garage, and is about to “rest his eyes” on the recliner while golf is on
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When your dad and uncle both fall asleep watching football after eating turkey
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Dads when they walk into the kitchen at 5 a.m. and make eye contact with the coffee grinder
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My underwear watching me spend $300 at Home Depot
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RT @itssherifield: Dads be like have you sprayed WD-40 about it?.
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If you weren’t planning on doing this at my funeral tell me now because you’re no longer invited
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Dad about to email me a meme from Facebook that I saw 3 years ago
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Wife: “is the brisket going to be ready on time?”. Me:
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Dads walking into the bathroom at 5 a.m. to fart, groan, and make gagging noises while brushing his teeth
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Normalize this
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RT @RebeccaPapin: My Dad’s Halloween costume.
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Me: “alright one more house and we’re done trick or treating”. My kids: “but we could do this all day”. Me:
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