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@cipples
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I put the F-U in FUN
Joined September 2011
The most romantic song about your former teenage babysitter fiancé https://t.co/VHK85emQJ8 Romance used to be real 🥰
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Me and who?
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Have you ever been in a giant hotel suite in downtown Philadelphia and at some point you stepped in poop and/or vomit in your shoes smell to the point where you discard the shoes and drive home barefoot?
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Getting wine drunk Apologies in advance if you receive a foot and/or scrote pic
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Before you DM me, I’m built like this
This is what a Neanderthal looked like 130,000 to 40,000 years ago.
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Me and who
A massive herd of bison stampeding down a road in Yellowstone National Park.
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Take out the running back you paid millions of dollars to for a cute play
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I didn’t know Super Bowl 29 Steve Young and Jerry Rice play for the Falcons
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R.I.P. to an all-time bro, Diane Keaton. https://t.co/usTzQtK5SF. Respect, Queen.
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Woody Allen dated both of Diane Keaton's "beautiful" sisters after they split up.
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“stupid movie” People can see this, bro.
The US government obviously owns lots of planes but the whole stupid movie is predicated around the idea that nothing can land at Dulles, so the pentagon can’t bring a 747 there. They can only deal with the planes on site at the moment.
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@TiffanyFong_ Good morning my little forbidden pizza topping.
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Back in my day late night hosts knew how to let their guests roll https://t.co/lKgfab4ABb
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