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@chudbastard

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regretfully employed

New York, NY
Joined October 2021
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
3 months
Bay Area posting: This is my most CRACKED engineer Ritash. He hasn’t slept in 8 nights and we’ve just raised another 100 million for our Feeld for Businesses startup. Brooklyn posting: Ughh another day having to haul these big bisexual naturals on the L train 😖.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
12 hours
No because I also don’t fuck with the green part.
@phillyzoo
Philly Zoo
1 day
Mommy the Galapagos tortoise can't resist peak watermelon season— the *cronch* calls to her 🍉🐢
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
13 hours
🧢.
@ghttoyout
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if you’re a man and you like women you’re heterosexual.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
13 hours
which is to say completely on the nose and not subtle whatsoever.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
13 hours
Okay you guys were not lying. The Superman movie is literally about Israel and Palestine with like The Boys level of subtlety.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
21 hours
She doesn’t know 😬.
@shreyabasu003
shreya
22 hours
Just overheard a guy at the zoo say “that’s not a real giraffe”… what else would it be.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
23 hours
I’m the girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend who would wear this on a shirt AMA.
@stephanvasement
Stephan Vasement
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
23 hours
Someone referencing Harambe at an open mic.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
23 hours
bro got like this off like potatoes and meatloaf.
@PostinClips
͏ Posting Clips
1 day
Robert Earl Hughes (1926–1958) heaviest person recorded at 1,071 lbs, walked unaided.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
1 day
One of like maybe 3 times in American history the 2nd amendment was actually used against government tyranny.
@ABC7
ABC7 Eyewitness News
3 days
A protester was seen apparently firing some kind of weapon at federal agents during the immigration raid at a farm near Camarillo on Thursday. It’s unknown if anyone was injured in the chaos.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
1 day
Typa confidence you need in life.
@chiweethedog
Roy Drones Jr
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Capybara tiptoes through a field of sunbathing caiman. With the help of camouflage 😭
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@chudbastard
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
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when Verizon puts you on hold for the 3rd time in a row
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
2 days
silly little roast battle thing i was a part of
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
2 days
Hilarious thing to say about the most enduring catalyst for activism in the world of the last 2 years. Nonstop marches and calls to Free Palestine in every nation on the planet at unprecedented scale and you're framing it like some niche wedge issue that alienates the majority.
@woke8yearold
Aleph
3 days
The point about how the left’s obsession with Gaza swallowed all other activism is so true. It ended up marginalizing them.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
2 days
This thread possesses such beautiful insight into the mind of a Discord-American.
@challengernami
nami
3 days
boys should learn how to aftercare after esex.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
2 days
This account exclusively posts AI generated food and probably makes so much Twitter engagement money.
@F0ODHub
Food Hub
3 days
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
2 days
RT @chudbastard: JD Vance when asked about tariff extension:.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
3 days
RT @TradWife2049: grow up.
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
3 days
Now that it’s cool to hate her I would like to note I find this style of egregiously long overly-theatrical video essay incredibly insipid. 2 fucking hours. Just watch a whole ass movie instead.
@Dexertonox
Dexertonox
4 days
Youtuber Contrapoints has posted her full take on Israel to Reddit
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@chudbastard
chud bastard
3 days
JD Vance when asked about tariff extension:.
@iannkatz
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3 days
trade comes and goes, but oomfdom is forever.
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