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Chris W Menke

@chriswmenke

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“You see Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don't care.”

Iowa, USA
Joined February 2009
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
2 years
Meanwhile, in Springfield, OH. 🤣
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@TylerJRoney
Tyler Roney
3 years
Mood this morning:
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
3 years
World Cup Team Practice Schedule: 1:00 - Running 1:15 - Dribbling 1:30 - Shooting 1:45 - Falling down, rolling around on the ground, faking lower leg injury 3:00 - Showers #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022 #futbol #soccer #FIFA #FIFAWorldCup
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
3 years
Explain this to me @Verizon, why does Humbolt, IA, a town of 4792 people have 5G service and Mason City, IA, a town of 27,000 people (the largest city for 100 miles in all direction), not? #patienceisrunningout #tmobilelookinggood @VerizonSupport @VerizonWireless
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@middleageriot
Middle Age Riot
4 years
PHOTO FUN: Find the emotional woman.
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
Hey Kim, remember when you did this -> https://t.co/QVC3vB5VoC ! How does this make our schools and kids safer? I’ll wait. #inbedwiththeNRA #doesntcareaboutIOWA
@IAGovernor
Gov. Kim Reynolds
4 years
$100 MILLION for school safety! That's the announcement I made this morning. We're focusing on prevention to keep our kids safe in our schools. https://t.co/ZGdGTLcyoO
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@iowademocrats
Iowa Democrats
4 years
.@ChuckGrassley was the one who blocked HR 8.
@warriors
Golden State Warriors
4 years
Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
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@AdamParkhomenko
Adam Parkhomenko
4 years
If you watch one thing today make it this
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
August 19th, Iowa City. I’ll be in the FRONT ROW!!!
@amoslee
Amos Lee
4 years
Thank you, New York. Philly tonight!
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
Best thing I’ll read today…by far #TheMasters
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@MarktheHawk
Mark
4 years
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
Apparently @DanaPerino can’t understand a simple approval poll or, what is more likely, is just following the Trumpian playbook of ignoring facts that she doesn’t like. @KimReynoldsIA approval rating is 88% among Republicans, only 51% overall. #checkyourfacts #fakenews #haha
@GOPGovs
The RGA
4 years
.@DanaPerino on @KimReynoldsIA: "Her state is thriving, and that's why she has an 88% approval rating." The contrast between Biden's and Reynolds' path forward for Americans could not be more stark.
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
I’don’t know what the big deal is? #wordle #3trys #firsttime Wordle 244 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
To all of you out there claiming there has never been another game as great and unique as #Wordle, remember this gem. 👇🏻Pretty much the same concept. #mastermind
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
At this point in the pandemic, if you haven’t got the free, widely available vaccine, you’re just an asshole who thinks only of yourself. Like this smug POS. 👇🏻
@Deadspin
Deadspin
4 years
Novak Djokovic is still a selfish jerk https://t.co/8VhHYifOQw
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@DanPriceSeattle
Dan Price
4 years
Exxon Mobil: highest profit in 7 years Chevron: highest profit in 7 years Shell: highest profit in 7 years BP: highest profit in 8 years Gas prices: highest in 7 years guess it's just that inflation
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
Okay @NFLonCBS it was ridiculously obvious that @tonyromo was cheering for the #cowboys. You’re now the @FoxNews of the sports world.
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@chriswmenke
Chris W Menke
4 years
I’m convinced that somehow my daughter got all the meteorologists to predict this impending snow storm was going to start at 9:00 AM. And here we are with ZERO flakes in the air and she got a snow day. 🤔
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