RT @pickover: This is a math joke. By @howie_hua, Used with permission. .

Same reason NYC mayoral palace intrigue is def national news.

The table pattern and the carpet are definitely wanting for a two-party agreement

Would anyone like to help me choose a function to dictate the height of the pickets on a gate I'm building for my porch? Constraints are 7 vertical bars (x=[0,1,2,3,4,5,6]), 32 <= y <= 37. Can also map to x=[0,1,2,3,2,1] if not a symmetrical function. Here's a start:

I'd like to know more about under what circumstances this needs to change

Serious question: Has anyone run a T test (or something better) on all these stats I see about the guy on the Chiefs and how he performs when Taylor Swift is or isn't present? Surely someone has.

Do you have two Samoyeds and don't know how to dress them for Halloween? I gotcha covered. Happy to share my balloon math.

Maybe every member of the House GOP should run for the conference consensus for Speaker, with the bottom 50 percentile eliminated every time (rounded down). I’m sort of serious.

RT @Pat_Egan: That Trea Turner double play was carbon copy of the double play @JimmyRollins11 turned to clinch the 2008 NL East crown for t….

If I owned a major league ball club, I would require every stadium spectator to attend a five-minute clinic on what a balk is before being let in. Or they can just promise not to boo if they think they see one. You didn't, friend.

McCarthy calling the Senate “the good chamber” here is hilarious younger sibling grievance. Essentially: “If a spending bill is soooo important, why hasn’t Mr. Perfect passed one yet?” via @NYTimes

Only now did I just realize that the first 4 powers of 11 are just the values of the n+1 row of Pascal’s triangle put together. (11^4 == 14641). And I guess it works longer the higher the base?.

We're saying "Registered at Target" on our baby shower invite, so I just tested whether you could find it if you searched for my name. Apparently every Chris Wilson on earth is having a baby this year. I'm not even on the first or second page of results.

All debates should have three Boolean questions! PLEASE make them answer. #RNCDebate.

I don't understand the logic of ever mentioning another participant by name and giving them the mic. Is there one? #RNCDebate.

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RT @Rainmaker1973: How old were you when you first noticed the "8" in the middle of the 8 of diamonds card?

If a reader has struggled with prescription painkillers, I have to imagine the huge photo of OxyContin bottles (including dosage and actual pills) on the ⁦@nytimes⁩ app’s homepage could trigger unhelpful cravings. Cropping screenshot to avoid perpetuating (I hope!)

This video of a Ukrainian attack on a Russian warship really looks like a video game.

The last two grafs here mention DeSantis setting up pyramids of Bud Lights for people to throw baseballs at. I must know: were they full? Leftover from last night’s party? Did people spoil it by throwing directly at the bottom? via @NYTimes