christopher harrison
@christophone
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the hatted guy in that band that does the thing with the things.
los angeles, CA
Joined April 2010
Me: “(blablabla)... prehistoric man” Rachel: “what did you say? Priest Orch Man??”
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Twitter, if you’re listening, someone is trying to steal my password. This is me though. Swear to God.
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Thought it was a DeLorean in front of me and I was thrilled. Turned out to be a lotus and I was disappointed.
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nothing i love more that being told forcefully what to do by junk mail.
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Billy Corgan is at my Whole Foods. Can't decide whether to tell him I love the Pumpkins or his Wrestling Federation.
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"someday i'd like a room like at Cadillac. Catapult? Capitol! that's the one i want." -@PriscillaRachel
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"there should be more uppercuts in a cappella" @RandomNotesLLC
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(@PriscillaRachel at the stove): "🎶oh, kale and onion! mingling together! making a marriage called diiiinnerrrr!🎶" godamgenius.
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"the batman beefcake 3 year old" (@PriscillaRachel, describing another boy in her babysitee's taekwondo class)
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There are twelve black dots at the intersections in this image. Your brain won’t let you see them all at once.
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and the parking douche bag lifetime achievement award goes to...
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dearest loves: meet me at Hotel Cafe tonight to see Krystle Warren. you will melt. 9:30pm 1623 1/2 N Cahuenga Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90028
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"I play rhythm on anything. Car, face, butt..." -@PriscillaRachel
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turns out @mccarthyredhead and I go to the same target. Today is a victory.
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Dear Hollywood, I would please like the best Ali biopic yet, script by Sorkin, and with @donaldglover as young Ali. See what you can do.
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