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George Costanza in the streets, Pat Butcher in the sheets :: freelance Social Media Consultant :: AWPC World Bench Champion 2022 & 2023 :: She/Her/They
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Like many others, I am limiting my time here and taking the Big Leap into the Other Place.
You can find me there at .
Toodle-Ooo, you silly magoos. xx
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I feel that as a nation, we deserve to know Daniel Khalife's reasoning as to why he is not guilty of escaping from Wandsworth Prison.
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WE'VE GOT AN EMIRATES A380 COMING IN, BUT WHAT'S THAT KAMMY? CHANNEL 4 ARE JUMPING OVER THE FENCE REQUESTING AN INTERVIEW?? UNBELIEVABLE!
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Absolutely losing it at this TikTok of a hamster which chewed through a wall and into someone’s apartment.
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I appear to have accidentally switched on the Ancient Greek version of Jeremy Kyle.
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Sad that this wasn’t a book where John Torode lists everyone he wants to fight.
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Italy winning Eurovision, The Euros and the Men’s 100m finals all in the same year?
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"Please, your honour. I could not have done it. I am simply too Baby Girl."
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"You know Julie! She used to be at Slimming World with me back in 2006. You went to Girl's Brigade with her daughter. Her son's the one who went to India and got dysentery from a camel. Well, you know her husband? He's dead."
Your Mom just announced she’s running for President in 2020. What’s her campaign slogan?
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A few years ago, Adrian Chiles wrote one of the best, clearest things I’ve read about being diagnosed with Adult ADHD. It’s great to read a piece where he reiterates that just because you may be outwardly successful, it doesn’t mean you’re not a mess inside.
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My bff is a teacher. Apparently she's already caught two kids today teasing non-English national students with 'You'll have to go home now.'
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2017 goals: live a freelance life as rich and full as George Michael's.
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@charlotte_gggg
The constant fear that it's not locked properly and someone is going to open the door to reveal you taking a piss, like the World's Worst Prize on the World's Worst Gameshow.
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henry kissinger in 2 weeks you will start suffering from a vicious cold…
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If people are prepared to pay ££££ for an ADHD diagnosis, it's usually because they're tired and fed up and know that waiting five years to be told something that they wish they'd known earlier is frustrating and ridiculous.
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Very into these Y2K warnings from a programme about the 1990s I’m watching.
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SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGERS, HEED THIS WARNING.
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Me: 90s bands reforming is such a tired concept.
Also me: I will literally rip your arm off to see the reformed Pavement at Primavera 2020.
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Gone a bit hysterical thinking about this seagull doing a live traffic report from the Blackwall Tunnel.
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Succession (2021)
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@JBwol
*calls helpline* 'You said 'self assessment'. We heard 'claiming the pension of a dead person.''
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@Czaroline
Yes. Repeatedly. It makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. There was one in particular a few years ago that I called out for their language towards women and the swiftness with which they turned on me was incredible.
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Keep remembering it's Christmas on Tuesday and freaking out because of how little preparation I've done for it.
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Protect Rashford, Sancho and Saka. All fantastic boys.
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So apparently there are no local elections in Liverpool tomorrow(??) However, I'm in awe of the name of the Green candidate in my parent's old ward.
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Where does Omaze get all those houses from. Are they all cursed?
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Last night at lifting, someone said 'what if 'It's Raining Men' and 'When The Bodies Hit The Floor' are about the same incident?' and I laughed so hard, I had to leave the room so I could calm down.
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Reach out and punch face.
Richard Spencer, asked if he likes rock music, says "Depeche Mode is the official band of the alt-right."
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what’s your favorite *reply* of all time on this website? only rule: it must be a reply from one user to another user’s tweet. it cannot be a reply to one’s own tweet.
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Congratulations to the Taylor Swift Fans Union on achieving one of their demands!
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Absolutely here for "Candle in the Wind: 2022" ft. Charli XCX
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Stop filming strangers trying to carve out a piece of fun in this shitty little world, you weirdos.
Remember that guy who was filmed dancing in Fabric?
@ChiaraWilkinson
tracked him down and :((
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I see this grumpy cat every day (usually bin diving) and every day I try to give it a fuss. Despite my best efforts, it is resolutely having NONE of it. (cc.
@thecatreviewer
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Someone posted this last night and it feels relevant right now. Manchester, I love you always and forever.
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I didn’t know they had access to Twitter in Hell.
Nazism (national Socialism) and communism (international socialism) were but two sides of the same coin.
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My reaction every time I hear that another media brand has decided to ‘pivot to video.’
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The sugar tax was the worst thing to ever happen to soft drinks.
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Realised before that my self described body type isn't 'curvy' but 'that sentient wardrobe in Beauty and the Beast who killed a man.'
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85kg ✅ Failed 87.5KG.
Didn’t get a PB, but I did get the Gold. The Pat Butcher of Powerlifting is officially a World Champion, baby.
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If you want to see a fat bird pick 17.7 stone up and put it down again, you’ve come to the right place.
#deadlift
#powerlifter
#powerlifting
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In therapy today, we discussed how I’m scared of sharing achievements because I feel like I’m showing off. But today I passed my theory driving test, wrote a strategy, went to therapy and got two powerlifting PBs which give me a total which would allow me to compete at Europeans.
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I think I speak for everyone on my TL when I say that I need the robot shaped cocktail bar.
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My neck, my back, my pussy and…
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I seem to have entered my Beauty School Drop Out era.
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A girl on my train is screaming S Club 7's 'Reach for the Stars' so loudly that she's just vomited.
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70kg bench achieved. Failed 75kg but it would have been a big leap and I’m super proud to have easily done a 70kg at comp!
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This is the most accurate TikTok I have ever seen.
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In a world filled with terrible news, here's something genuinely good.
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Text from my brother: ‘the cat’s on the skylight and she’s just sat there judging us.’
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Give the Tesco community Management team a Cannes Gold Lion.
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Frankly, I've only gained more respect for Diane Abbott for being spotted necking a M&S Mojito on the Overground. Their cocktails bang.
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Can’t wait to meet 90% of my timeline IRL in one of the Prevent camps.
People who vilify Britain will be treated as extremists and referred to the Government’s deradicalisation Prevent programme under plans by Rishi Sunak.
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In awe of whoever has been responsible for Labour’s social media, this campaign.
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Solidarity with everyone striking today. At a time when it’s easy to feel disheartened about the state of the UK, it’s good to see people fighting back for their jobs, fair pay and better working conditions. There is always power in a union!
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Not to harp on about myself too much, but I got my official pictures through from my powerlifting competition on Sunday and I love them. I look radiant, moisturiser, in my lane, flourishing and (most importantly) STRONK.
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✔️ 110kg squat
✔️ 75kg bench
✔️ 117.5kg deadlift (tried 125kg but didn’t get it because I hitched it, but it went up which is more than I expected!)
✔️ 302.5kg total
✔️ Qualified for British and European competitions
✔️ So happy, I’ve literally cried
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OFFICIALLY 110KG+ BENCH CHAMPION…OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD.
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Had him for less than an hour and one of my söns already has confirmed Big Chaotic Feline Energy.
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@Sarah_Woolley
I can never look at a Bidfood van in the same way again. Not least because I'm imagining how I could cling to its underside.
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@clubfeelingss
@Czaroline
Jesus, that's horrible! When I used dating apps, a guy kept repeatedly asking if he could add me on Facebook and got annoyed when I said I wouldn't be comfortable with that.
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We used to be a country. A proper country.
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Why did this headline make me think that John Torrode is going to barbecue Gregg Wallace when he dies.
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Who’s got two thumbs, just benched 90kg and is the World Bench Champion (again?) THIS GOOD LOOKING AND EXCEPTIONALLY STRONK GUY.
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Your favourite powerlifter* (*other powerlifters are available) just did a 95kg squat. And in really fucking good leggings too. 💪🏻
#hereiam
#squatyoulikeahurricane
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Jedward have just slid into my DMs to tell me that I have good hair and I've never been happier.
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FYI
@ITYSL_memes
, Madrid airport duty free is selling dolls of ITYSL bad boy Bart Harley Jarvis
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I don’t want to alarm people, but I look really really good tonight.
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When I was moving back to Manchester from London, I went to a flat viewing at Piccadilly Basin and walked - fully clothed - into the Bridgewater Canal as the sun was in my eyes & I mistook its iced over surface for paving.
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So, in exciting news, I can officially announce that I'm the new Global Community Lead at
@LEGO_Group
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It is too hot for me to deal with Kay Burley talking about her son's dong on the TL.
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Came into comp with the aim of winning bench and qualifying for British championships in July…and I only went and fucking did it. 112.5KG squat, 80kg bench and 127.5KG deadlift. Get in. 🎉
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Me: Powerlifting is a serious sport, done by serious athletes, which should be respected accordingly.
Also me: Look at my fucking sick leopard print singlet.
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British Bench totals
✅ 77.5kg
✅ 82.5kg
✅ 87.5kg
✅ Smashed the British record
✅ Got the Gold
✅ Got a PB
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Read the Guardian piece about the weird billionaire who wants to live forever and they made a big thing out of him being able to bench ‘over 100kg.’ Bitch, I bench 90kg and I had crisps for breakfast.
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Do you know what Netflix needs? Every single cycle of America’s Next Top Model.
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A man in Waterstones just told me off for buying too many books. So I put three more on my pile just to spite him. Don’t tell me how to spend my money, bitch
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Let the person who has never started laughing on the bus because they've thought of Franklin from Arrested Development cast the first stone.
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