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Captain Crapbeard on The Chris Moyles Show | @RadioX Sound Designer

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Chris Longman
3 years
Let’s ignore the bit before in this link laying into my crap beard and hair, and focus on the ‘valued member of the team’ bit. oh, and I’ve joined The Chris Moyles Show and I’m genuinely being called Captain Crap Beard because I’m called Chris, and not because of my (crap) beard
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Chris Longman
9 months
can you turn the heating up it’s got a bit chilli in here.
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chance
9 months
knee-deep in the passenger seat or whatever
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Chris Longman
11 months
is it okay to set this as a bounce back on emails today? . Definitely…. …maybe…
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Chris Longman
1 year
I tried to get a pic with every #RadioXFlag, but so great to meet such a brilliant bunch of troopers getting the flags out to every corner of Glastonbury!
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1 year
Such an incredible turnout for the #RadioXFlags at Coldplay! Great gang to watch such an incredible show with (and spot the pic after a big cry from Fix You…) . #Glastonbury2024 @RadioX
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Chris Longman
1 year
Absolutely buzzing to finally see the Radio X Flags in all their glory at Glastonbury this year!.
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Radio X
1 year
As of tomorrow, you'll be able to spot the Radio X Flags on Worthy Farm 👀 . If you see any at Glastonbury or watching on the TV do be sure to tag us in your pictures and videos on X and Instagram using the hashtag #radioxflags 🙌
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Chris Longman
1 year
Other than headliners/mainstage acts, who are some of your must-sees of Glastonbury this year? #glastonbury.
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Chris Longman
1 year
may the 4th of may be with you.
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Chris Longman
1 year
online to Online.typing… to Typing…. I still don’t like it, WhatsApp. I don’t like it one bit.
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Chris Longman
1 year
RT @chrisjlongman: March the fourth be with you.
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Chris Longman
1 year
Happy birthday, Chris! Here’s my favourite picture from last year. #HappyBirthdayChrisMoyles
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Chris Longman
2 years
trying to say this without being dramatic, but this might just be the absolute worst day of my entire existence.
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Liverpool FC
2 years
A message to Liverpool supporters from Jürgen Klopp.
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Chris Longman
2 years
- plan the meal.- make the meal.- eat the meal.- clean up after the meal.- plan the next meal.- make the next meal.- eat the next meal.- clean up after the next meal.- plan the next meal after that.- make the next meal after that.- eat the next meal after that.- clean up afte…. .
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Chris Longman
2 years
Saltburn has a few messed up moments, yet the most distressing thing for me is that they’re watching Superbad on DVD after the first year of uni in the summer of 2007, but the DVD was released 04/12/07 in the US, and 21/01/08 in the UK
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Chris Longman
2 years
What’s the day that I can’t use my 26-30 railcard anymore Lindsay Lohan?
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Chris Longman
2 years
annual tweet of FPL names you can all have because they’re all so bad I didn’t want them:. Return of the MacAllister.Haaland Before Time.Vigouroux Magnifico.Onana, what’s my name?.Gillette Saka Saturday .Szob Story.Mustang Alli.Dancing on Rice.
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Chris Longman
2 years
happy iphone emoji calendar day 📅.
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Chris Longman
2 years
Kourtney Kardashian copying Blink 182’s All The Small Things video has got to be the greatest way to announce that her and Travis are pregnant
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Chris Longman
2 years
someone’s got a haircut…
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Chris Longman
2 years
March the fourth be with you.
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Chris Longman
2 years
RT @ChrisMoyles: This is @JamesRobinson. Taken last week. Amazing.
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