I have come to the conclusion that if you enjoy writing javascript that you are also probably someone who enjoys clamping a car battery to your nipples...

There is a special place in hell reserved for UX designers that say fuck you to password managers. Much shame to you @twilio.

Flipping heck, when did @eBay have 15% selling fees!!

It's been a few years, but ViewPump 2.1.0 has been released, new builder api and updated to latest deps. Thanks @ZacSweers! https://t.co/ryzl2srFaS

Have F1 teams that can realtime calculate the traction of a single wheel on their cars at 200kph. But @fia can't even get email verification working on their F1 TV App. Tell you what, give me $400m a year and I'll build you something that works...

Gov Services in a nutshell, submit return online (on time), then get a fine for not submitting return on time... @HMRCgovuk

Guess @googlemaps let go of 1 too many people. It's so bad might have to start using Apple Maps 😭

Warning: do NOT use @Upwork, they are super ok with representing contractors that blackmail clients.

⁦@duolingo⁩ you get stuck here if you cancel out the play popup model

@elonmusk My workers are union, have full healthcare + benefits like childcare help, and every one is paid a living wage. Proceeds go to community acts like tutoring underserved kids. You’re a union buster with an ego problem who pockets the change from underpaying and mistreating people.

Apple concedes to EU law, iPhones will get USB-C ports

Today we’re releasing some new packs. We're donating 100% of profits from all orders to forced-birth Republican hellholes to @abortionfunds. We’re also donating an extra $100k right now. https://t.co/KZK4hD7Yea

⁦@tweethue⁩ no Halloween scenes? 😭

So I'm apparently delinquent on my mortgage because @SSFCU think the 12th of September (today is the 10th) is 39 days ago. Guess I need to manually check the interest as well, if they can't calculate dates, interest is probably way beyond their comprehension...

. @gradle your outage should not affect plugin lookups for none-gradle hosted plugins. Probably should break dependency lookups on 530...?

Tell me you've never used USPS without telling me you've never used USPS. ⁦@ZoozSmartHome⁩ this shit is halarious, they want police reports for a misdelivered package (which BTW, is probably just in a neighbors mailbox). Talk about negligent customer service!

I guess @Toyota worked out my life is worth about $8 a month!

Wowzers, @lyft used to be super pleasant to deal with, amazing how quickly it turned into @Uber. While I dislike Uber, at least when there's an issue they generally made it right.

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