The single, most terrifying detail I’ve gleaned from a documentary. #Epstein #standup #comedy

I could always make my mom laugh, even when she was mad at me. This moment shows the destructive effects of her Alzheimer’s, because my hat trick has never disappointed. I’d like think she was laughing here, there was just a mental block that wouldn’t allow it. Or I’m not funny.

Fairbanks, in Fairbanks…Alaska! I can’t wait. 4/23-4/26 tickets: https://t.co/pfLeZKFLv9.

I’m at The Laughing Tap in Milwaukee this weekend, Jan 24th + 25th. Tickets at https://t.co/UYbWbcXdXF

Serious question: Were any of your moms in a sorority? They had the Greek letters and everything, but it was unaffiliated with college and they mostly did arts and crafts and drank.

“Mental illness is a huge problem in my neighborhood”, I screamed at a parking meter.

I can’t shake your hand and then also learn your name. That’s too much at once.

Bozeman, Montana this weekend!

I might show up for this! https://t.co/sVtpcJ2kXB

Confronted by the fact I’m a middle-aged man with a twin mattress, but comforted by the fact I could finally get that race car bed I’ve always wanted. #ageregression

I kinda feel bad for all the lil guys who ordered a Let’s go Brandon T-shirt a week ago.

Breaking News: 49-year-old Montana man with metal hip tries desperately to impress 24-year-old version of himself.

I get most of my exercise backpedaling.

In this classic episode, Chris and Karen welcome comedian @ZachNoeTowers  to chat about punk rock colonoscopies, the hazards of Bird scooters and more!

Using an old class action lawsuit as a template, I’ve replaced the word “injured” with “watched the film kinds of kindness” $$$

I drew up some promotional content! @DynarPodcast

Happy 10-year Anniversary to the best of the best in Mobile Podcasting, Karen & Chris @KarenKilgariff @chrisfairbanks @DynarPodcast @DYNARContext

In case you missed it a new episode of Boi Crazy dropped yesterday on our Patreon, with special guest @chrisfairbanks! Miiiiight be the funniest one we've done to date.

Something terrible is happening to you! Does that make you feel bad? Hahaha.I’m lying! And you believed me for a minute! I did this because today is a holiday!

Remember how you and a dozen of your friends chased me down in that park, bee? Look at you now, limping in circles with one wing on the sidewalk. No pollinated flower smells as sweet as this revenge, bee.