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@RichEisenShow boss. my son Cage is a hoss. back-to-back @ROFFL champ at all cost. I catch a beat running like @RandyMoss .
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he should he fined $100k every time this is caught on camera. “leader of men” what a joke
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literally hand around MVS’s neck and turns him
Saleh can be mad all he wants but when your arm is completely around a guy’s shoulder pad, yeah, that’s holding.
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Antonio Brown will never play in the
#NFL
again and won’t make the
@ProFootballHOF
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burned bridges with Mike Tomlin, Jon Gruden, Bill Belichick and Bruce Arians.
Big Ben and Tom Brady.
and for what? over what? I’ll never understand.
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watch this. listen to Andrew Luck. and if afterwards you feel the need to boo and get mad he ruined your fantasy team, re-evaluate your life and priorities.
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Kawhi beating the Warriors with
#Raptors
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RIP to the legend Mike Leach, who back in Sept. 2019 gave me some pre-child advice as only he can.
@sarahtiana
@richeisenshow
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Aaron Rodgers ruined this Jets season. He played this gambit about returning from an unthinkable injury which prevented NY from firing its terrible OC or getting a competent QB via trade.
WRs he insisted NY sign: Cobb 3rec/20yds; Lazard 20/290/1 TD
Jets fans should revolt.
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we need to do everything we can to get to the bottom of what happened to Grant Wahl, and if it was nefarious, those responsible need to face the most serious of repercussions. this shit cannot continue to go on.
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AJ Brown is 26 years old and the
#Titans
didn’t want to pay him as much as they’re now paying 29-year old Calvin Ridley.
#NFLFreeAgency
#NFL
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First Team All-Butt Chin
“Yeah I traded Hopkins. Sum bitches wouldn’t even let me finish my plan. Can you believe that? Bartender - another jack”
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On this
#4thOfJuly
just remember Kevin Durant would've joined the British forces at the first sign of trouble back in 1776.
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Kubiak punts and game ends in tie. He played to win. Didn't work out. Will never fault a guy for that. Great one tonight.
#SNF
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#TopGunMaverick
is incredible and I say this 100% seriously, without hyperbole — when
@TomCruise
passes on, hopefully many moons from now, a piece of me will die with him, leaving a void that won’t ever be filled or replaced. he is our greatest showman.
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today is my last day not as someone’s parent. crazy how life goes. spent 39+ years living for myself, time to spend the rest of my life living for another. 24 hours to go
@sarahtiana
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Saleh can be mad all he wants but when your arm is completely around a guy’s shoulder pad, yeah, that’s holding.
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amazing save by this guy going into the exaggerated fist pump
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this right here — the body will heal but in times like these the mind can go to a dark place. stay strong
@dak
, the football world loves you
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death, taxes and Fitzmagic
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Aaron Rodgers isn’t even qualified to be the Jeopardy host but some of you wackos legit think he should be VP.
stop being part of the problem.
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NOT pass interference, for those scoring at home.
your boys in stripes had a really awful day
@NFLOfficiating
— get your crap together before the playoffs.
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if your favorite McLovin moment isn't "spinning" the ball off his finger and breaking his glasses, then you're doing it wrong. congrats, buddy. see you on the other side.
@andrewperloff
@dpshow
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"it's common knowledge we hang all the time." -
@RedHourBen
on his close friendship w/
@justinbieber
.
#Zoolander2
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Belichick going full Corso on GameDay wasn’t something I had on my 2023 football season bingo card
#ArmyNavy
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you just NEVER KNOW what someone is going through. why is so goddamn hard for some people to be kind and empathetic. like, what is wrong with people. just be kind. show compassion. be a good person. live your life for the ones you love. it’s shouldn’t be hard.
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pretty cool and exciting announcement
@sarahtiana
and I are proud to share with everyone
#BrockShadyBaby
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don't want to watch Brian Hoyer play football ever again and I'm not apologizing for it.
#NFL
#ForeverNE
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this tweet is TEN minutes old
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don’t care if he’s hitting .176, he IMMEDIATELY needs to get called up to The Show
This fella came out of the dugout to the Masters theme with a caddie and a full set of clubs and it’s the best walk-up I’ve ever seen
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nothing like hitting the theater for a good ole fashioned American Christmas movie classic
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one year ago our lives changed forever and it’s the greatest thing of all-time. so thankful and grateful. the best is yet to come! Happy Birthday, buddy. we love you so much.
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this was amazing last year and it's still amazing now. shirtless Clayton Kershaw asking "why am I here?" takes the cake barely over Westworld Mark Sanchez. congrats to
@katienolan
, surely we'll see you somewhere soon
"Who's the most famous person you could get to join this zoom call?"
The answer(s) are amazing 😂
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this is cool
@MarkIngram22
@DezBryant
After his touchdown, Mark Ingram throws up the Dez Bryant X.
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#BigSlickKC
is one of the best events I’ve ever been to. Big ups to everyone involved and everyone who’s donated to
@ChildrensMercy
here in Kansas City.
And
@PatrickMahomes
+
@tkelce
for being cool AF.
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this is not baseball
Joey Gallo grounded out to the Houston Astros Right Side Monster.
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Tom Brady literally gone one year and fools forget he even existed
Patrick Mahomes retires today he’s the best I’ve ever seen, & there’s no conversation. He goes into the Hall with no vote. It’s almost become laughable. We should probably stop critiquing regular season woes and struggles. Just wait until Championship weekend & watch then.
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when your friends hurt, you hurt, and you do what you can to comfort them so each day they hurt a little less. let’s all listen to Rich and his father and be better each day.
To close out today's show,
@richeisen
addressed the passing of his father Joel and, in his loving memory, made a request of us all:
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@zillowgonewild
if this doesn’t have a tunnel connecting the two buildings, what are we even doing?
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Tom should play one more year now just to spite Schefter.
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I’ll read any story that starts “Pablo Escobar’s hippos”
Pablo Escobar's hippos keep multiplying and Colombia doesn’t know how to stop it
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how satisfying was it,
@richeisen
, when you snatched the Ark away from Dr. Jones and threw him in the pit of snakes?
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first off, he definitely threw this drink at someone and secondly, get him outta here
@nflcommish
Not great:
#Panthers
owner David Tepper appears to have spilled his drink on a
#Jaguars
fan during today's frustrating 26-0 loss.
(📽️
@Kahuna_Med
)
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look, we all love Dan Campbell but it’s totally fair to criticize him for not kicking FGs in this game. it’s a chance at the Super Bowl. points are premium.
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still can't get over Hideki Mastuyama just chilling in the airport with the green jacket, Supreme bag and scrolling IG like some schlub about to slam a couple drinks and sleep thru a 13-hour flight home. so dope.
#themasters
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everyone should get to experience the joy of watching your favorite team win a championship. it’s incredible. so happy for
@sarahtiana
and
@Braves
fans everywhere. they all deserve it so very much.
#worldseries
#battleatl
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look, whether you had a good or bad 2018 make this coming year better. be better. do better. that person in your life you need reconnect with, do it. don’t wait. that thing you wanted to say, say it. write it. act it. be it. life is too short.
#happynewyear
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thx to all who consume what we do daily on
@RichEisenShow
especially during this highly unique fball season. we try to do fun/informative/conversation-based sports+pop culture talk show & because of you we get privilege. hope you had as much fun as we did- see you next week squad
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kids today will never know the excitement that came when dad got home and said “get dressed, we’re going to Pizza Hut for dinner”
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we’ve blinked and three months have FLOWN by. crazy, this thing called life. hope you’re all staying safe out there.
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this is the worst football game I’ve seen all year and I’ve watched the Patriots play 11 times.
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if anyone needs me I’ll be watching Rondo clock CP3 for the next hour
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Commanders hiring the guy who gave up the 28-3 lead over the guy who led the 28-3 comeback is quite the move.
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NBA needs to postpone all games today and end the ones going on right now. pull the guys off the court. what’s the point.
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every Stroud dime makes the Panthers look dumber and dumber.
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if
@chrisrock
does 25% of what he just did at The Comedy Store tomorrow night people gonna be PISSED.. here's hoping he does 100%.
#Oscars
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never wanted to be president. never played by any rules his entire life. incapable of telling the truth. doesn’t care about any of you who voted for him. only cares about himself and his legacy. period. end of story. what’s it finally going to take for you to realize this?
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who the hell gonna hire Dan Quinn after this game?
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