never shopping here ever again

You can tell some people have never drank to the point where they legitimately became stupid. You can see it in their eyes. They don’t know what it feels like to become a true moron. It’s pathetic.

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Take a video of me bro I’m gonna split the D

RT @tommybayertime: is it possible for a white boy to have black girl magic 🤔

RT @IsabelSteckel: pleading insanity for a parking ticket.

Tryna get into something like this tonight

Sitting at a bar alone reading this hammered

Got an interview today think I’m gonna wear this

From the director that brought you 4 beers, introducing his gripping sequel, 5 beers.

No one ever asks me to open my pie hole.

Kicked out of the coworking space despite explaining to them that hammering 2x4's is my job.

Three beers got me and my guy friends like this.

Hey man you left your book at my place

Idk why people complain about being in traffic just drink a few beers take it easy.

I wanna have a beer with him so goddamn bad

About to kill 3-4 hours

Playing heads up holding a flatscreen TV over my head.

Wearing these at a job interview

RT @BlakeWexler: Holy cow! My debut stand-up special “Daddy Long Legs” premieres SEPTEMBER 28TH at 8pm ET on YouTube. If we mean anything t….

This is where I draw the line with you guys.