Chloe
@chloegoddamn_
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I improv, sketch and Art in that order. My other Twitter account is a Ferrari. 🚘
London, England
Joined September 2017
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Putting it out there that I’m happy to be the sacrificial lamb that’s brought in to make the MasterClass that teachers your parents how to use basic technology 👌🏻
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This episode features @chloegoddamn_, Ben Hadley, @mmaarrow, @atomcrowley, @lorahri, @Gareth_O_Connor, @danwood3390 and @lucyfarrett. They are all brilliant performers whose work I urge you to look for. Londoners will find many of them @FAImprov when we are allowed to gather.
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It should be mandatory for every Zoom meeting to start like this #Zoom
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the bar I’m in just played 2 tegan and sara songs back to back .... so now I guess I own this bar ?
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My Uber smells overwhelmingly of playdough so I can only imagine that the toddlers in here before me were having a much rougher night than I.
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Really happy to see that flossing was much more prominently featured than dabbing at this years Fringe!
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Studies show that 10 out of 10 times a British person needs to leave a social situation it is due to the fact that they “have a train to catch”.
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The Mamma Mia movie is great value for money because you only pay to see it once and then you get to hear the songs play over and over in your head until you inevitably perish!
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Plot twist: I’m the Canadian girlfriend you pretended to have in High School
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Happy “No I’m not American. Canada day was actually 3 days ago, but it’s okay that you didn’t know that” Day!
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Can’t tell if I had a fantastic afternoon nap or just kind of passed out for a bit from being dehydrated
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Maybe it’s the millennial in me, but I for one would rather be going to the most INCLUSIVE nightclub in town! #millenials #nightlife #vip #inclusive
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I will never not take it as an insult when my take-away comes with multiple sets of utensils for my single person meal.
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Some call it “going on a cleanse” I call it “my mum is visiting for a month and definitely won’t let me eat bread” 🤙🏻
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Musical Festival Attendee: So what kind of stuff do you listen to? Me: Podcasts.
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Thanks to @GrottyPlay for pointing out the absurdity of how girls nights inexplicably take place on Wednesdays! Nobody likes Wednesdays and forcing women to go out on them is probably sexist?
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