I may have done a lot of embarrassing things in my life, but my older sister actually once found a cabbage patch kids birth certificate in my moms filing cabinet, started screaming at and accusing our mom of hiding our “brother” Clyde Fabian from us, and she was like 15

https://t.co/TmknVspaXy

Wow my brain right now. I wish I had the edit button. Whatever

I remember first time I watched it I thought “oh I love the album so much, let’s eat pot brownies and have fun” and then my face is melting off while I��m having a panic attack

A guy on tiktok suggested shrooms for watching The Wall is nuts but the girl who replied “just popcorn :)” is worse. That’s not a snack movie, it’s a descent into madness

https://t.co/oDYayoA3QI

Im afraid to hit play

Like I’m not even in town near her and I see the text and suddenly think she can hear me singing 1500 miles away lmao

Took me a second and I realized it was about a hair product I sent to her lmao

This text came in right as I was practicing a song in my room and even tho it was completely unrelated I had to laugh

Text from my dad first thing this morning

she will break it down and wonder how you didn’t pick up on it. Alone in the tower, daughter of noble man ✅ saved from melancholy (and fate of having to marry lord farquaad)✅ Keep it 100 on land, sea, the sky (shreks voyage with donkey to come save her) ✅

She’s going to tell yall that “the fate of Ophelia” isn’t actually about Ophelia but about Princess Fiona from Shrek -

No useless gore. I like a good ghost story, supernatural thrillers or classic slasher movies. But saw-style crap is not my thing

Give me a good horror movie to watch please

Cried to songs I cried to at 20 and then laughed remembering that damn boy who was making me cry back then. Anyways. I don’t know where time went but I’ve had a rough few months and I needed this.

I had my first “you don’t know what this band meant to me when I was young” show, last night

@Apple *quiet quit

I’ve said this a million times but they really should let you quite quit. Or take a snooze. Snooze it for 14 days. Not just “silence alerts” bc it still shows up at the top of my messages. I want a separate section for snoozed messages. @Apple do something

Was about to leave a group chat and then I remembered it snitches “SHE LEFT!!!” as if I’ve slammed a door

Immediately followed by maroon 5 - please turn it back down 🙏🏻