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your Midas touch on the Chevy door.November flush and your flannel cure. #ARSD #ARMYSelcaDay #Jungkook @BTS_twt
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“one of these fuckers gotta be jimin”.
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some are raising the point that this clip is the double edged sword of forced conscription, male citizens know how to fight back ok yes but …. this guy got rotated goofy style one time and was like wait ok this is dumb what am i doing.
WATCH: Soldiers arrive at South Korea's parliament after president declares martial law
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he’s so big…… we are so fucked.
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cant wait !!!!!!!!!!
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it’s actually crazy because he was HEAVILY EMPLOYED during this time we just didn’t know shit.
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HIS TIME PERIOD OH MY FUCKING GODSKDHSG.
i love how he’s embracing things from his time period instead of conforming to gen z standards
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this pic goes hard but all i can think ab is when yoongi lost the A ring on stage and his stupid ass was like “omg u guys i am Sug”.
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do u think jungkooks mom felt like this.
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low key he never forgave us for this i fear lmaooo.
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if y’all don’t cut it out with these names omg who tf is toon and jimgi i will drown u.
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his silent and desperate pleas for armys to not embarrass him live on national television by screaming and i’ll be FUCKIN YOU riiiiiggGgGGhTtt during promo was so beautiful.
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do u guys think if i got to go to a bts fansign and i brought this photo for jungkook to sign he would reach across the table and kill me
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jungkook if tiktok existed in 2015.
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love smashing that translate button and reading poetry.
jungkook tiene dos pedazos de tetas como dos putisimos barcos que se mueven de manera discontinua y además no simétrica es decir se sube la teta derecha, baja la izquierda o sea es como que respiran las tetas
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this boy always has a mf secret.
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and then he finds you
there’s something to be said about the love in the gaze of a friend who’s trying to find you across the room but hasn’t seen you yet.
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the staff immediately holding out her hand sends me.
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if u weren’t in the chat during the stationhead when he first taught us pomichodai i am so sincerely sorry because there’s no way to recreate how it went down it was actually the hardest i’ve ever laughed in my life bro.
made inside jokes in front of a new year’s eve sized times square crowd like it was just another stationhead party i love him so bad.
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unfortunately he forgot to account for the fact that we are stupid.
🐿️ but you know what's funny? i've been releasing spoilers here and there like, starting in november.🐿️ i wonder when they'll catch on?
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jimin ordering level 7 spicy ramyeon when he knows what happens to him is crazy
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11 jungkooks.
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big acc spreading military pics 🙄.
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him liking this tiktok is my roman empire actually.
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no fuckin wonder everyone was beefing w rookie bts when this is what their dance practices looked like
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like ok 👍🏼
i love when jin is in Situations.
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it’s so funny bc he both loves and hates when all the tannies attention is on him he’s vibrating so hard trying to be normal.
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only member to chew mouth closed good boy seokjin.
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BBL??? bitch it’s just GENETIC chimmys father is JIMIN.
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i fuckin love the face that seokjin makes when he’s about to say something that’s gonna set everyone off.
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realizing how even when jungkook is 70 and wrinkly he’ll still have our name on his knuckles i am gonna jump off a cliff i can’t do this i love u eternally too star boy.
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jungkook in the background of any bangtan bomb.
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the lore behind this shit is so funny like imagine being so bad at film/videography that your subject feels the need to publish a visual rebuttal to your product because you are so ass at your job.
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where else is he supposed to look hoseok.
🐿️ are you having fun the guy in the cowboy hat?.🐿️ he really stared at me throughout the show
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like
does anyone know why chris martin exclusively wears too small baby tshirts like is there a reason or lore.
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an army full of conscripts stationed in their nation’s capitol aren’t especially motivated to hurt people they ride the train with or walk by on the sidewalk on the orders of one crazy bastard. glad to see it.
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“i missed you. i really missed you…. so embarrassing…” u can tell he meant that shit i’ve never seen him do that with his mouth ever lmao.
never moving on from him having to look away for a split second cause he was cheesing so hard talking about about missing us
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he thinks everything a mf game
do yall remember when jungkook posted the shadow of his bald head on his tiktok story 2 days before his enlistment i instantly wanted to whoop his ass.
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huge day for bts jungkook.
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most embarrassing moment of my life and i wasn’t even there dawg
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i think it’s been literally 6 months since hybe had one single normal day like what is happening.
A man reportedly broke into HYBE's building and managed to stay there for 3 days.
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i fucking live for that look jin gets on his face when he knows hes about to say somethin thats gonna set the whole room off.
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he just does anything.
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i would pay so much money for a react vid today.
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ur on a first date with a dude and he pulls out his wallet and it’s a little fuzzy fur pouch. wyd
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this is how jimin would shitpost if he could.
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extreme couponing.
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jungkook…….
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jungkook has a specific jin-bullshit smile and it brings tears to my eyes every time like is that not joy.
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do yall know how brave u gotta be to try and come up with a sound/hook out loud to nothing like do u remember being 16 and it felt like ur entire universe was an exercise in daily humiliation. this is so profound to me that he just kept trying stuff.
16 yr old zygote jungkook making ‘Danger’ chorus while carrying jump ropes in his hands 😭😭
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ok so no.
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🐨 physically i am in the barracks but emotionally i am a vase
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this clip was unsettling and i couldn’t figure out why. then i realized. ive never seen his ass chew with his mouth shut lmfao
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my lawyer will be in touch about this.
still thinking about how namjoon said that jungkook and seokjin may look like they "fight" a lot but they basically can't live without each other 🥹
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she call me daddy she got issues i am not her fava.
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like this is yaoi dimensions,,
love jin and his cartoonish body proportions. how do u have a face that small and shoulders that big. u are a manhwa character get out of my face.
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jungkooks only Getty curse is silly goofy guy syndrome
he was captured mid walk looking Funny and Getty levels of good looking at the same time how does he makes this happens every single time
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checking on hobi on my break at work like its a baby monitor.
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thinking ab the army who vey loudly and clearly moaned while hobi was gettin real nasty w it last night and posted that shit anyway u are my soul sister.
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average taehyung interior design choice.
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his desperation here cracks me tf up bc this episode jungkook did not understand the game at aaaaall so he was like no srsly bro i don’t even know whats goin on rn pleeeeekfjfhsf.
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i’m so glad min yoongi is real.
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fighting animals is literally jungkook’s roman empire he sits and thinks about this. first sharks now a bear gawd he’s seriously just some guy like this is boy brain.
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this happened to my buddy seokjin once
Anthony Ammirati failed the bar and the commentators are clearly having a hard time acknowledging what happened 😂 HELP I'M DYING
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ok imagine jimin figuring this out while he builds this tiger on a live like he’d turn it off immediately
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i was so scared to reach the bottom of that letter and see some announcement.
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hi do u ever think about the pink ribbon ramen award pinned on jungkook's refrigerator or are you normal 🎀
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hobi is such a perfect name for this sweet angel baby like that’s a hobi bobi if i ever saw one.
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they forgot the king
In honour of the release of ‘Challengers’ (2024), a thread of the best and most iconic fashion looks in tennis history 🧵
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jungkook had this fuckin old man phone case bc of his 6 millennial dads and that is poetry to me
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a moment so gay i flinched.
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not one bee has entered my airspace since he said this.
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can we talk ab this fit or no.
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taehyung would do this with tan im in fuckin TEARS.
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he belongs in magician jail what was that.
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