If you stand outside my apartment and look through the front window you can see me inside eating chicken

today is the day @SenatorWong decided to suggest that a (probable) pedophile, convicted felon, and someone that thinks it's cool to 'grab women by the pussy' is deserving of the @NobelPrize. You will burn in hell. And take the spineless @AlboMP with you.

the name's bond. trauma bond

Taylor Swift and Israel really know how to make a killing off playing the victim

interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? me: that's called whitespace – I have a keen eye for design interviewer: sonofabitch

fuck this place. just because you like stuff you get diabetes

there's no such thing as being moderate or centrist. it's just varying degrees of how little $ you would burn your mother alive for

you're such a fed @zoesaldana

i am the queen of second screen

why don't they offer the right amount of sashimi? ill pay whatever. just offer me the right amount

it's midnight in the olive garden of good and evil

in many ways the most fundamental text in all of social media

me to my disoriented door dasher: do not fuck me

I don't want to hear anything about how bad transphobia, racism, misogyny, homophobia, anti-semitism is etc if you haven't once raised the fact that Israel is committing war crimes and indeed the genocide of the Palestinian people. You don't get to cherry pick. Be pro-human.

At the protests with 3 kids I’m babysitting

no one: uber drivers in 2007:

paycheck just hit im in Kmart telling them to bring me some K

white male (38) murdered by korean mob. executed gangnam style

surely other than plastics there's other micro materials in my balls

i wanna be put in the recovery position in my coffin

pronouncing 'franchise' like 'Cochise'