Chicago Sensual Massage
@chicago_sunrise
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I am: Jewish, a Zionist, a sensual massage therapist, an aviation nerd, a free thinker, a luxury hotel enthusiast, always planning my next adventure & grateful.
Chicago - Wrigley Field
Joined January 2018
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I only spend time with clients who are gentle, kind, easy to screen and easy with whom to spend time.
I don't spend time with clients who push back about screening or who push boundaries during an appointment.
I'm all about living a peaceful, soft life these days. 💕
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@sarahbeth345
I'm completely on my own here in Chicago.
I lost every single close friend I had during covid because of their craziness about hand sanitizing, masking, social distancing, etc.
I keep my thoughts to myself about politics now.
Liberal cities are isolating for people like me.
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potential client: I'm white, about six feet tall, good looking and clean. A true southern gentleman. My wife passed away a few years ago and I really miss a woman's touch. Because of my job (I'm a lawyer), I need to be discreet and cannot provide screening.
me: 👀
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client: I would like to make an appointment. I'm 6'5, white, clean, easy on the eyes & am built like a linebacker. I work in Manhattan at an architecture firm. Stuck in a sexless marriage. Looking to be a regular but need to be dIscReEt so cannot provide personal info.
me: 👀
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I keep reading that inflation is at 10%, but food prices here in Chicago are showing more like 30 to 50% increases.
eggs have quintupled in price here.
are people in other cities seeing the same thing?
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@ClownWorld_
I have a serious question.
How has our society devolved into something so uncivilized in the past few years?
I'm having trouble understanding it. 😕
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@ChicagoMayor
is trying to pass a resolution that requires an ID for all people attending *public* meetings at city hall.
an ID isn't even required to vote in the city of Chicago.
Brandon Johnson, you are a deplorable and inept failure.
Resign.
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I'm the most boring s*xworker in the world. 😐
I don't smoke weed.
I have about one cocktail a month.
My idea of a fun Friday night is lighting Shabbat candles and eating dinner with my family.
I love going to bed early.
I love waking up early.
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can someone explain why American school children need the measles vaccine to attend a CPS school but migrants don't?
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you guys, we have the dumbest mayor ever.
he truly thinks that mob action and mob mentality only apply to Al Capone type mobsters. 🤪
Imagine being lectured by a guy who thinks "mob action" has anything to do with Al Capone.
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Migrants, go home.
Chicago is FULL.
and BROKE.
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@JenniferSey
@ishapiro
@bethanyhamilton
here's the man who is replacing Bethany at Rip Curl. 🙄
why do people, ESPECIALLY women, think this is okay?
why are so many people complicit in the cancellation of women?
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I told you that BLM was a scam way back in June of 2020 when I watched my beloved city of Chicago be destroyed by lawlessness, thugs and thieves and some of you called me all kinds of hateful and horrible names.
how does it feel knowing I was right and you were robbed?
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you all may or may not know that I fly a lot.
too much last year.
but what most of you probably don't know is that
@fly2ohare
baggage claim is now an unauthorized homeless shelter at night.
it's third world country type sh*t.
smoking, drinking, drugs, nudity, chaos.
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not me taking pictures of my feet at this wedding. 🤭
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fuck this lady and all the Chicagoans like her who have never donated a dime to needy families on the west side or to the homeless people she walks by every single day.
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as many of you know, I moved to Chicago 20 years ago with $60 & a pocketful of dreams.
no family.
no friends.
no job.
It's not always been easy but this adventure has helped me grow into a far more kind, loving, grateful & compassionate human.
I love the woman I am. 💗
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JB Pigster lit the state menorah in Springfield tonight.
Instead of talking about the significance of Hanukkah or saying a prayer for Jews around the world, he talked about the rise of islamophobia in America.
what a fucking asshole.
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today marks nineteen years since I moved to Chicago with nothing but $60 and my beloved dog.
It was HARD.
I don't want to relive all those hard times but they made me have a deep sense of gratitude & appreciation that I would not have otherwise.
that counts for something. ♥️
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men should not be competing in women's sports.
men should not be competing in women's sports.
men should not be competing in women's sports.
men should not be competing in women's sports.
men should not be competing in women's sports.
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chicago has homeless veterans who will freeze nearly to death this weekend while illegal immigrants are sheltered in warm and cozy four star hotels.
if you think this is okay, you're part of the problem.
Americans first. 🇺🇲
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twenty years ago today, I moved to Chicago with a whole lot of hopes, a few dreams, no belongings and $60.
I cried when I remembered.
tears of joy because I've come so far.
tears of sadness because it has been so impossibly hard at times.
But I'm still standing. 🥳
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@CWBChicago
And people vote in for 4 more years of this.
I'm sure the criminals were celebrating last night.
I'm pretty sad. 😢
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where am I?
hint: my favorite restaurant in Chicago. 💗
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how much y'all want to bet that chicago is going to be a violent sh*tshow this weekend? 😐
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@SarahisCensored
No thanks.
I'll take my Nutcracker Suite performance with a side of beautiful, fit and classically trained ballerinas and ballerinos.
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@tmbg
all the people in the replies saying how great this is...
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Have you learned nothing over the last 2.5 years?
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my mom's surgeon and I just had a moment.
I'm pretty sure he's never fucked an average looking, middle aged Jewish woman but he needs to.
FOR SCIENCE! 🤩
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can I just say that I'm really proud of myself?
this year, my mom has been really, really sick and I've been traveling a thousand miles back and forth to take care of her.
I've also had very serious health challenges.
but I am still standing and still grateful.
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my mom's surgery was today.
at least two dozen nurses and doctors asked her who was with her today and who would be taking care of her pro surgery.
she answered the same way every time...
"my BEAUTIFUL daughter, Chicago Sunrise Goldberg."
my mom, my
#1
fan. 💓
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my flight landed the other day and the woman behind me some talked excitedly into her phone.
She said, "Hi Dad! I landed safely and will see you soon!"
I'll never make that phone call again.
I miss my dad terribly these days.
life is short.
call your parents. 💓
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how to know if your neighbor is a dumbass.
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americans cannot afford gas, food and housing but congress approved $113 billion in aid to Ukraine last year.
how does anyone think this is okay?
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I'm about to drive to all the way to skokie for a single bagel because there isn't a single store in chicago with decent bagels.
tell me I'm crazy.
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I'll be back in Chicago on January 2nd.
Until then, Kevin and I are far, far away in the middle of nowhere under beautiful, blue skies.
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@Title9IsUseless
@TreyYingst
Are you seriously questioning that they did this? Where have you been the last 3 days? The pictures and stories are everywhere on credible news sources
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at the wedding last nigh, I was seated next to a couple in their seventies who were wearing masks.
they repeatedly pulled down the masks to eat, drink & talk.
the man has won several pulitzers & the woman earned a PhD.
how could seemingly smart people be so dumb?
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I will not wear a mask to save your life.
I will not wear a mask to save Fauci's wife.
I will not wear a mask while holding a knife.
I will not wear a fucking mask.
Ever.
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my dad died a few years ago of also but als stole my dad hilarious and adventurous dad a few years before he died.
no man loved Costco and retelling the same story 387 times more than my dad.
I miss him a whole lot today. 🥺
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men can't get pregnant.
if you think I'm transphobic for stating a scientific fact, gfy. 🤷♀️
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I leave on Friday for 3 weeks to take care of my mom after her surgery, a 22 hour drive.
it's very stressful, ngl.
rather than thinking I *have* take care of my mom, I remind myself that I *get* to take care of my mom.
what a blessing it is to have this time with her. 💓
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I am sitting on a bench in Florida eating ice cream and watching this beautiful sky change colors every few seconds while reminding myself that every single sunset is a gift from g*d.
I hope your day was just as wonderful as mine has been. 💕
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some people think I deserve the least because I'm a JuST A SeXwoRKEr.
jokes on you, sir.
I deserve the most because I'm kind, generous, loving and an all around wonderful woman who brings joy and goodness wherever I go.
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the middle of nowhere is my happy place. 🥰
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my life is really hard right now so I am doing my very best to count every single blessing.
today's blessing is this steady rain, especially since I planted about two dozen plants in my garden yesterday. ☔
it's the little things. 💜
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I don't have an emotional support animal. 🐕🦺
I have an emotional support detachable showerhead. 💦
iykyk. 🤷
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the guy next to me is bragging that he's wearing the same tie that joe biden wore yesterday.
I've never been more unimpressed in my life.
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good morning to everyone, especially the United States women's soccer team.
congratulations for losing. 😊
America (that country you hate so much) is celebrating your loss.
And I am too. 🥳
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@Title9IsUseless
@TreyYingst
I'm really sorry that I responded to you so rudely. I hope that you'll accept my apology.
I understand your line of questioning.
What's going on It's just so horrific.
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If you think my life is perfect because I tweet about sunrises & sunsets, think again.
my mom is sick.
I miss my home.
I'm tired.
But everyday, I choose gratitude.
I choose to be grateful for the time with my mom, the warm sunshine, the walks with my dog & life itself.
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I drove to Florida so I could bring my dog, kevin.
the drive was long, boring and awful times but I'm so glad I drove.
every morning, we go for a long walk, watch the sunrise and listen to beautiful bird songs.
dogs are the BEST! 🥰
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I'm watching a florida sunset and eating a carnival funnel cake.
And I have everything I need in abundance.
life is really good right now. 🥰
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I have never paid for my own dinner on a date with a man and never will.
and yes, I'm proud of this. 💅
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with the economy being what it is and inflation rising 3.5% in the last month ALONE, could someone please explain to me why middle & lower class people would vote for biden?
do they enjoy being poor?
do they enjoy being forever renters?
do they enjoy carrying massive debt?
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so when is the media ever going to acknowledge that the ongoing violence in Chicago is a direct result of fatherless children?
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I had a new couch delivered today and I planned on tipping $60.
I ended up tipping $100.
It's hard work.
I am a chronic overtipper but I never feel bad about being generous. I have, however, felt bad about not being generous enough.
I'm not wealthy but it's only money. 🤷♀️
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the cashier at trader joes just had her manager inspect one of my $20 bills because, according to her, "they've never made money that looks like that."
it was from 1993. 🙄
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@CWBChicago
"Prosecutors told Judge Fahy that the woman was “on a ventilator and is brain dead” and was “not expected to survive."
It's a shame that Illinois abolished the death penalty. 🥺
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I'm obviously the worst s*xworker ever because I despise p*rn and all that pronoun bullshit.
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I'm in Wisconsin this weekend.
naturally...
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@CWBChicago
Horrifying.
He should never be allowed to walk free again but we all know that won't happen.
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"This is the day which the Lord has made; Let us rejoice and be glad in it." -Psalm 118:24
and be glad, I am.
not because my life is perfect.
rest assured, it is anything but.
instead I rejoice because I have everything I need in this moment. 🥰
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just received a reminder email from a bride & groom about their upcoming wedding. 🥳
there's a requirement that everyone take a COVID test before the rehearsal dinner & wedding. 🤣
The bride recently graduated from an Ivy League medical school. 🤮
this country is fucked. 🤪
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I talk to my mom for at least an hour each day and I feel so blessed to have her unconditional love, support, wisdom and warmth.
my life didn't work out in many ways that have been painful to accept but I lucked out with an amazing mom. 💜
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good morning to everyone except the editorial staff at
@USATODAY
who voted to name this man as Minnesota Woman of the Year.
you know who should be win the Woman of the Year award?
an actual woman. 👸
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@RepSummerLee
Are you serious?
You have repeatedly voted against condemning Hamas for their terrorist attacks on Israel.
You're an anti-semite and the Jews of Squirrel Hill see right through you.
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people who tell me I'm a crybaby for being angry about violent crime aren't living in chicago.
@chicagosmayor
and
@JBPritzker
, you both are deplorable examples of leadership.
A man is carjacked on the Dan Ryan expressway at rifle point near the 18th St exit in
#Chicago
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good morning to everyone except that cheating scumbag Lia Thomas who is trying to use Title IX for justification as to why men should be allowed to compete in women's sports.
Lia, the only reason that you compete against women is because you could never win against men.
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on this this evening, let me remind you that I'm a proud Jew and a proud Zionist.
shabbat shalom. 🩷
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good morning to everyone except those people who call me transphobic because I don't want my daughters seeing male genitalia in the swim club changing room. 🌞
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if nothing else, the last two years have showed me that the vast majority of doctors are spineless cowards who would rather remain silent than save lives.
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@CWBChicago
He was a neurosurgeon in Venezuela and came to America for a better life, I'm sure.
He's just waiting on a work permit.
After the work permit is granted, I'm sure that he will be a productive, tax paying citizen of America forever and ever.
🤪
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remember when people called me a trump supporter and conspiracy theorist and a selfish bitch when I would tweet that masks don't work?
I'm still none of those things.
But I am right.
And I was right three years ago too. 💅
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you all, I just had the very best afternoon!
I had lunch with my very first friend. We have known each other since we were six years-old and have not seen each other in thirty years.
We picked up right where we left off all those years ago. 💗
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@bariweiss
@TheFP
ahhhh, looks like the crisis manager at Wash U is going to be working overtime with this one.
I love to see it. 🥰
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who needs a white Christmas when you can have a white Halloween in Chicago? 🤣
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heroes. ♥️
Officer Rex Englebert and Officer Michael Collazo confronted and shot and killed the person behind the Covenant School shooting. MNPD says they didn’t hesitate to enter the school.
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@Nana_boricua
@MostlyPeacefull
@nypost
These people are economic migrants.
They aren't in any danger in their countries.
They are simply poor, just like most Americans right now.
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