opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

as a child what business did I have listening to slob on my knob?

I'm not used to people having patience, especially with me, so when it happens I have to stop and buffer for a second to make sure I'm hearing it right

this is how I look at shrimp through the glass at the seafood counter

if you yourself have never kept a knife in your boot or been in the company of those who have, I don't really think my dms are a place for you. I love a good soup recommendation though

I got so worked up on my way home I almost passed out while I was driving and I was right by Page's ice cream and all I could think of was how I couldn't go out like that bc then I'd be the girl who drove though Page's and they'd throw cones at my grave

it gets a little chilly out and people start telling you they don't like eggnog like you're supposed to congratulate them for being a nerd with taste buds on silent mode

I love finding out someone grew up rich because it always makes so much sense why they can't handle anything that doesn't go their way

I don’t know what any of my exes are doing. I don’t know what any of my former friends are doing. and you’re not supposed to! there was a time when you just never saw a person again. I’m nostalgic for those times. disappear like a ghost! woooo!

I forgot I took this unnecessarily dramatic photo of a spider downtown

this is my favorite vocal stim

would love to discuss my giant matchstick lamp at everyone's earliest convenience, thanks

"hey let me ask you something. what do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking because you're never home and every time I do see you you're dressed like an assassin" -my neighbor

I ran out of birdseed for the neighborhood birds I feed on my roof. this morning I woke up to a beak hole in my screen

I just picture taylor like "babe what rhymes with coke?" and travis yells back "sure babe I'd love one" from the other room while he's watching football

oh okay well you guys have fun. that's really something. woooooof

taylor and charli tomorrow

danimals patbus go use your godaddy dollars to get a tutor you racist loser

are those actually romantic lyrics real because.......

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