Debate of the year: who’s the smarter player in their respective sport: LeBron or Tom Brady? @JonRothstein what do you think? @stephenasmith wouldn’t mind ur perspective either, happy 100 million.

*Someone does something cringy* Me: yo that was similar my bowel movements after I eat chipotle, some corny ass shit!

Sources tell chedz Juan Soto is in agreement with the New York Mets on a 15 year contract worth up to $675 million. First chedz bomb of the year. 💣

Hey I’m back! Just got done touching grass.

Sometimes I wish I was black out drunk so I could just piss my pants with zero regard for my draws instead of trying to hold in my pee. #peeproblems #drunk

From the queso to the beans double chicken should be free!

POV ur playing poker w me and i have the nuts: 😐

Gay dad or thot mom?

Plans tomorrow 9am-5pm: throwing up regretting my actions 5pm-midnight: Crunching numbers, making deals

Reunited iykyk

I’d rather buy a hooker than take a bitch out on dates. I’m not hopping on no payment plan this is direct deposit baby!

The difference between me and the homeless is my parents money

Tomorrow’s to do list: -Wake up -Have no memory of anything -Order door dash

Apparently Russia is at war with Ukraine? What’s this whole bit?

Getting absolutely italic tonight, possibly bold.

In the studio, working on my bits, for shits

Going to the club and getting sad tonight

In the club straight up pondering ethical dilemmas and abstract concepts

Holy shit will smith slapped Chris Rock!?

Posted up in the club, telling bitches tall tales of divine intervention