I've been "Florida sober" (haven't done cocaine with Hulk Hogan) for over 90 days.

How many families has Coldplay ruined?

The alternate title for 28 Years Later was 28 Inches Later

How come they never make iron skillets with big ol' titties? They always flat.

I personally want to thank @chadopitz for this news!

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

Siskel & Ebert would have given this new Pope Two Thumbs Up

If you commit a sin before they elect a new Pope it doesn't count

If Francis had dipped 2 months ago, Conclave would have won best picture

"He is rizzin" - Christ's followers after he begins displaying a newfound amount of swagger and confidence

This rules

Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa are on the new season of Celebrity Big Brother together.

Happy birthday to Michael Rooker! I once showed Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer to a girl I had a crush on in high school which is perhaps one of the most ill-advised decisions in my entire life.

"Get me to God's country"

Super fun ep from Bakersfield with Daniel Betts, @DJDannyHill and @chadopitz is out now and ready for you to do with it what you will.

Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!

Oh, joy! Rapture! Varietyville Visits Oz on April 10th! We’re off to see the Wizard in a special edition of Varietyville, reimagining one of history’s greatest films as only we could. Join us for this roundtrip over the rainbow on April 10th at the LA Connection Comedy Theatre!

I was here for this moment and it was amazing

"Holy shit this is hot" - Meryl Streep watching the movie Clifford

YOOOOOOOOOOOO