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Fading out into an indifferent middle age.
Portland, OR
Joined July 2011
This game is so horrific that Flem has spent the last six minutes explaining in detail how they fixed a broken Ramos bobblehead with tape and a toothpick. They’re down BAD bad. Hobby Lobby ass ball club. #SFGiants.
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*cries in baseball*.
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Breaking: Giants trade RHP Camilo Doval to Yankees in exchange for Parks Harbor, Baltic Avenue, and B&O Railroad.
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RT @VPasquantino: Oh Im Cal Raleigh. I hit a lot of home runs. I hit from both sides of the plate. I play the most valuable position. I hav….
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@OfficialWillF Long-time crush and professional smoulderer Ebon Moss-Bachrach a lefty let’s gooooo
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Oh my god it’s fucking Farmer Boy by Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Is there a movie or a kids’ book in which someone gets hit in the face with a scalding baked potato? Like why do I think about this every time I roast potatoes.
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This is going to sound made up but I got his jersey for myself as a birthday present and it arrived today. Fuck I should buy a lottery ticket eh.
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TIMMY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹.
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In 2010, 22 year old Allie walked into AT&T Park and said ah there he is, the only man I will ever love, thrilled to report that nothing has changed.
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@OfficialWillF DEVERS TO SF DEVERS TO SF DEVERS TO SF BUSTER GOATED POSTSEASON RUN LOADING also we love you Kyle Harrison, Bay Area grown, so much talent, all the best to this LEFTY in Boston #CaughtLeftHanded
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RT @sammienotsam: The biracial (his arm is african) with a black best friend wanting to go back to the 40s? Before bbls and crawfish boils?.
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OH.
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I mean it when I say I become more obsessed with this movie with each passing minute.
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YES I S2G I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SINCE I LEFT THE THEATER.
one detail in sinners that i cannot get over is the fact that smoke can’t roll his own cigarettes
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RT @nut_history: Robin Williams announcing the starting line up for the San Francisco Giants. Gone too soon
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