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swamp witch mountain transplant | 29 | she/her | denver
Denver, CO
Joined September 2009
RT @mollypilledv2: President Xi Jinping I’ve received the special message you sent me through my air conditioner. I will take care of Bill….
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The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
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i only know this guy bc he pressured me into making out with him when i was 13 and he was 18 lmao.
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if any of y’all want to know what it’s like to be from florida and check fb where you still follow randos from high school
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i also enjoy being a Stoned Fruit in the Morning but tragically i have Responsibilities today.
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sorry i only listen to country song in reverse.
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RT @planetgraves: People are always trying to get you to go somewhere. What if I’ve got fatigue.
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a vedic astrologer i went to a while back made some eerily accurate predictions that are now coming to fruition. i didn’t take it vry srsly when she said i should eat citrus every day to balance my energies, but bitch…now i’m housing those mandarins that woman is on to something.
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RT @thandoau: the rest of this year requires me to put my head down and work because i do indeed owe myself a good life and (un)fortunately….
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sooooo is there a danger to the community? or are some folks publicly airing out beef? we really really need to get better at identifying the distinction between the two.
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not a dig at people who get botox. it just makes me sad that cosmetic procedures are now effectively mandatory for any public-facing career, particularly for women. and so much of great acting is through facial expressions. the difference is stark when watching older films.
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crazy how frozen actors’ faces are these days. i’d rather have deep forehead wrinkles when i’m older than have this uncanny valley effect every time i try to emote.
‘Freakier Friday’ grossed $45 million in its opening weekend at the global box office. It had a budget of $45 million before marketing.
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RT @gregthesorcerer: Potion sellers when you ask them to sell you a potion fit for human consumption
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RT @2Garf2Zone: often times, things are chopped and cooked before they are served and ate. keep your head up guys and gals.
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u n ur fav pokémon. needed an excuse to post this ice cold fit from a few months ago
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