callie
@cedarblack
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@t1nyb0dy I don’t use recipes. Just look in your pantry and visualize what you can do
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This is literally an Arrested Development joke
Theo Von tells Joe Rogan: "I remember one day I was walking in the Century City Mall in LA, and there was a blue collar guy walking around...he was working contruction... we were talking for a minute I said 'what are y'all building?' He said, we're building 20 floor building, 10
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These transitions between practical puppets and stop motion are pure dopamine for me, and every Amemiya movie I've watched so far has this
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I had a manic moment yesterday and dyed my hair red , woke up this morning and I hate it and feel even MORE manic
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Norm Macdonald believed that the perfect joke was one in which the setup and the punchline are exactly the same
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My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center
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these comics going “give me a pass, i’m donating the money to human rights!” and the human rights orgs going “so the issue is that it’s bad to take blood money at all” is funny
Human Rights Watch 'Cannot Accept' Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at Riyadh Comedy Festival
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It takes some kind of balls to even suggest this to the creator of The Wire:
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"i find it very reductive to appear younger than my age and in any case it’s a losing battle. i asked them not to retouch the photos and leave me with my wrinkles." - isabella rossellini on the cover of vogue italia, 2023.
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“Often father and daughter look down on mother together. They exchange meaningful glances when she misses a point. They agree that she is not bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate”
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Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
Kemi Badenoch does not deserve to have Sir Terry Pratchett as her favourite author
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why do yall think this would EVER be the work of a man??😭studs do it best boo
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questioned him for liking the thing because the dog dies, but then again i'm a human and humans die in the thing, yet it's still one of my favourite movies. feel foolish
Indy the Dog from ‘GOOD BOY’ chooses his 4 favorite films: • Air Bud • The Birds • The Thing • Challengers (Source: @letterboxd)
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NOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO ASK HIM WHY THE N IS BLACK
The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine’s Day at the age of 97
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Britain has gone insane
BREAKING: A blind man using a mobility cane is arrested under the Terrorism Act for holding a sign which read "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action"
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“My name is Joe. I'm a Jew and not a Z10NIST and I want to live. So I understand the children in Gaza also want to live. We're coming now from New York, six hours, because we want all of you to know that. We strongly oppose the Z10NIST march..”
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Comedian David Cross released a fiery statement on his website condemning the comedians who agreed to perform at Saudi Arabia’s Riyadh Comedy Festival: "I am disgusted, and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing. That people I admire, with unarguable talent, would
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