Chris Newcomer
@ceacucumber
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Sometimes 🎭 Sometimes 🎶 Always 😂 he/him #blm
Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2008
EVIL the 8th most watched show of 2024 🫠
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I'm not proud of the fact that most people have retirement funds and plans and I just have the hope of Morrible
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in case ya need a refresher on “understudy” vs “standby”
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Sopranos emboldened by the Wicked movie trying to “belt” Defying Gravity”
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#BREAKING: @GovernorShapiro announces $153M in funding that will prevent the second round of @SEPTA fare hikes and service cuts. @kywnewsradio
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Things are dire and stakes are high, but the gallows humor part of me likes to say we are pretending to be ambivalent about the election here in Pennsylvania so that Michelle Obama and Beyoncé will come here more often
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Agreed to a first date this Halloween weekend and I’m realizing now as I stand outside this vegan restaurant dressed as the Hamburglar this looks like and act of intimidation 😂 Yellow Shoes courtesy @TheVisitMusical
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share the moment you knew
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Hey folks just a few more days for meet to meet my Fundraising goal for the amazing Asylum Pride House! Every donation goes towards Asylum Pride House's mission to serve and support LGBTQIA+ asylum seekers! https://t.co/ilnGIOQmK8
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Asylum Pride House is excited to announce our second annual Welcome Walk! We will be walking or running a 5K around FDR park to raise funds and show our physical support of LGBTQIA+ asylum seekers...
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Just to clarify, no, the government did not produce Hurricane Milton, or any other hurricane, for that matter. I really can’t believe I have to post this.
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Living in Philly is finding out the Phillies took the lead from screaming neighbors (joy). This is different from finding there’s an issue with people who are parking in a way someone doesn’t like: screaming neighbors (anger).
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