I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter:

I unlocked $30 Rush tickets for The Night of the Iguana on @TodayTix!

The @MTA announced they will be opening 36 more restrooms across these subway stations starting on Monday, July 3rd! 🎊

if Rihanna brings Tom Holland on stage to perform umbrella during halftime i swear i’ll never complain again

2 generators of 750 kw as a part of 1M$ support package from #Taiwan. Friends are helping us to survive the harshest winter.

Who are the people taking the voice vote? Because they have impeccable poker faces!!

https://t.co/y4qqdVMmjb

Caught unaware by yesterday’s rain and happened to be in a building that had a @rentbrella kiosk. Kudos to their user experience — the app even asked about accessibility (trouble reaching high or low such as using a wheelchair). Nicely done.

Got a #wellness event coming up? Request CCF's Rollin' Colon! This larger-than-life exhibit will allow your attendees to walk through a replica human colon, offering an up-close look at polyps, the progression of colon cancer, & normal healthy gut tissue. https://t.co/I2nu6l5uIb

You deserve chocolate any time you feel like it. Science or no science! 🍫 #cartoon #academia #science

🎉Happy Birthday @BBC on your 100th birthday! When you were founded we had a King, no one knew if they could afford to put their heating on and we'd just lived through a global pandemic. Times really do change!

Nurses are awesome. Especially the GI ones

Arguing with a Trump supporter is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like it won…

"Waiter, there's a ladybug in my colonoscopy prep"

One of my favorite headcanons is that Murder, She Wrote is actually a very popular holo-novel in the world of #StarTrek and it was particularly beloved of the Voyager crew (after all, it was the only entertainment they had). My evidence? Let's go! 🧵 #MurderSheHoloWrote

Mark has been supporting Ukraine since the very beginning of the full-scale war. He became the first UNITED24 Ambassador who will promote the Army of Drones project: https://t.co/7sOb9VS8GR #dronate

No immigrant has taken your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who required cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than to hear you blame the immigrant and not him.

Didn’t think this one through, Lavern…YOU used two pronouns in this one sentence alone…