Yea I’ll kill myself

Illinois by a fucking billion #fuckiu

Gies Memorial Stadium, I am inside you

#gocards

Who is this guy and why is he trying to fight the king of Champaign #weightedkhans

The game continues to evolve #bluepow

White boy summer #pigroast #ILBW

Beers are so fucking cool holy shit

There’s the Treaty of Paris, the Treaty of Versailles, then to crown them all, the Treaty of DeltsxSigs senior block. Let peace and chants of #inhoc ring ‘round chambana!! #ferda #chigs #thetruce

To bv or not to bv? That is the question ladies and gentleburners. #happytuesday

Found out I went to Merry Ann’s last night by myself at 4am. Made me realize that it’s ok to wine and dine yourself every once in a while #neverkillyourself

Drinking drinks you can’t afford in places you’ve never heard of #kams #vodkalemonade

“4 blue guys please” #spankme

Thought it was a fart…

Packing the essentials for Greek Reunion this weekend… #freethevest

There’s 0 change girls can tell when I snap them on the toilet right?

Oiled up and no safe word #raw

What’s the female equivalent to a tip pic?

“No! Don’t have a day white boy!” The left chants in unison #lake

“Yea so what we are gonna do is put on our matching camo shirts and flick up at the local parking garage, should be sick boys”. Shrink to shit assholes #shrink