I’m sure getting water boarded would suck, but I have a hard time believing it would be worse than watching the Jets on Sunday.

Yo also I would take a bath in Chipotles Adobo Ranch

Yo Mr Gies preesh the dono and all but if we’re being honest, ACES Memorial Stadium has a much better ring to it #letstalkaboutit

dry week shmy week, i’ll shoot the shits at lion on a thursday if it’s blonde thetas or indian geeds #believethat #ripkirk

How it feels talking to rushes post sophomore year #washed

If Xavier Worthy doesn’t come back into this game, i’m going to kill myself.

Thinking about doing something I’ll regret tomorrow morning with geed tonight #dryweek

Type of performance ATO rush chairs are putting on to get kids to sign to a house that’s closer to St. Louis than campus.

Deboer trying to fill Saban’s shoes is like me trying to be the next drahg. There can only be one. #Drahg

let’s talk about it…

Preseason GM Power Rankings 1. Bakeshow 2. AP 3. Whoever’s running the show at Joe’s these days

Cubs already got Ryne Sandberg turning in his grave.

Nick Castellanos post Ozzy Osbourne Death

These commercial breaks for #TheOpen every 2 minutes are slowly chipping away at my mental fortitude. Also what asshat gave the go ahead on making Bryson and “Nathan Kimsey” a featured group, games gone.

Viktor Hovland been leaving it short all day, genuinley believe some of my hometown boys could give these holes more of a threat.. #Shrink #TheOpen

Nesmith backdooring the spread to save face

Me to the wizard when he sees me coming into bromley with a freshman bird for the 3rd year in a row. #TheReturning

HOLYYYYY FUCKING HEATER RAFFY DEVERS WITH A GRAND SLAM FOR THE DAMN LEAD!!!! YOU CANT STOP THIS MAN!!!

Diddy will reportedly be able to watch tonight’s Knicks game from jail, per @TMZ

Moved my entire room out before my mom could even step foot on campus because lord knows what she might’ve found. Completely took her out of the equation. #DameTime