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@catothesaltman
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Kurfürst and Chairman of the Brandenburgian Räterepublik
Berlin
Joined May 2020
Why is my closest ideology named after the biggest loser in the Weimar Republic, what did they mean by this
This is maybe the first time a political compass test called me sensibly center-left instead of Hitler.
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if someone offers you slightly critical feedback at work don't be afraid to flip out
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NON-EUCLIDEAN RUSSIAN NESTING BOX
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The temperature scale I grew up with is intuitive and simple. Unlike the bizarre nonsense they use in other countries
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the thing is with "normies" is that most of them are also to some extent trying not to be weird in front of you, and have things they're weird about, and even in the cases where they've suppressed those things into dormancy, they'll just think your weird things are basically fine
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Imagine the generations of campfire arguments held over the transition from gathering to agriculture. How many elders convinced their tribe to go back to the old ways after the first harsh freeze killed the einkorn crop? This is how the 20th century will be seen someday
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Inviting you to my party where we take turns watching YouTube videos I find funny on my cracked phone
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Wenn ich eine Tochter hätte die so einen Blödsinn erzählt, hätte ich mich auch umgebracht.
Meinhof-Tochter Röhl zu Linksterror in Deutschland: „Die Antifa, das ist heute die verbeamtete RAF“ https://t.co/YPIlvWukcS
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🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧: Get well soon! 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸: ¡Que te mejores pronto! 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹: Guarisci presto! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷: Bon rétablissement! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪: oh das ist jetzt aber ganz schlecht fürs Bruttoinlandsprodukt
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out of trump, putin and xi, xi is clearly the least personally evil of the three and it's not even close
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Economists watching Trump threaten every country under the sun with a 400% Tariff
Trump wants to blackmail NATO countries. Trump called himself the "Tariff King" and declared he could impose tariffs on countries that oppose the US position on Greenland. We need Greenland for our national security. So I can do this. Who elected this idiot? Idiots.
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Advocates of ‘free markets’ should really be known as ‘market bureaucrats‘. They insist on a particular kind of regulation-heavy proceduralism (‘private enterprise’). ‘You can’t just fund things, you have to go through the proper procedures and fill out the right forms’.
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I never do anything that doesn't come easy to me, which is one reason why I don't do much at all.
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Behold, three major rivers (and the Weser, don't know how that managed to sneak its way in there)
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The only activities that exist are using the computer and wandering around.
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