Cats & Crosschecks✈️
@catncarattt
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welcome to the one woman show where you watch me do whatever I want✨
New England
Joined December 2017
What Your Engagement Ring Says About You: A Thread🧵🪡💍
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Oats Overnight is all over every social media platform on my phone. I hate clicking on one thing about alllll the ads become it😭
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Instruct people how to open a bathroom door
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I don’t really do one night stands but i will do like 3-8 months of a semi toxic undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life
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sorry if my big sweet doe eyes misled you but i am deeply traumatized and highly perverted
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Sorry but if you want to make plans with me I need 24 hours notice mainly due to where I am on my hair washing schedule
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Having a less-than-desirable mental health night and my nails being chipped is the cherry on top🥲
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I went into TJ’s after work this morning in my uniform before I went home. Tell me why the guy behind me in line mistook me for an employee and when I walked away asked me why I wasn’t going to ring him out. 🤷🏼♀️
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Paid $11 for two mixed drinks in Omaha. I wish I could be a midwestern girlie but alas.
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Every time I get on an airplane I am floored by the lack of etiquette and common courtesy. Every. Time.
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I have a hair appointment in 3 weeks and I want to have the layers taken out of my hair but I also don’t want to chop it either 😭😭😭
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I was supposed to go to London tonight but instead I’m home snuggling with Molly an I don’t regret slowing down every once in awhile
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My favorite part of living in this timeline is that I was able to place a Shipt order to my hotel 1600 miles away to be ready for my overnight
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I would literally drop everything for my nieces but every time I watch them I catch their germs😷 thank god it’s not HFM
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I am not very good at line dancing, however I am excellent at drinking and people watching
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