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OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY 🦅 USA HOCKEY IS GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🥇🇺🇸

my version of touching grass is watching the ocean sparkle

GOLDEN ONCE AGAIN 🇺🇸🦅 #WINTEROLYMPICS

Me isolating myself when I feel like the vibes are off

me when I accidentally say something mean because I'm in a really bad mood

my favorite part of the start of baseball season is forgetting where all the free agents signed and being surprised when I see them on a new team

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If I'm not a sexy bitch by June I'm gonna burn my gym down

john candy greeting her up there like this

The range this woman had!!!! We will never forget you Catherine O’Hara!!!

For those rejoicing or complaining about Yu Darvish’s contract, a gentle reminder that this is this man’s livelihood, his life’s work; a source of pride and identity. Whatever he chooses to do is HIS choice. He is guaranteed his contract. He owes no one anything. #Padres

Yu Darvish, 39, considered an icon among Japanese players who have followed him to MLB, has informed the San Padres that he is retiring. He is walking away from the $43 million left in the next 3 years of his contract, as @sdutKevinAcee reports.

wandavision premiered five years ago and there has still not been a more iconic introduction than agatha’s

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me as soon as the new year starts

being a girl is confusing. some days you want a husband, other days you’re wondering why men even exist.

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

Dear San Diego, We get it. We don’t get much practice driving in the rain. So take a breath. Embrace a gentle pace. Headlights on. Extra space. Remember: If the road looks flooded, turn around, don’t drown. A totaled car would really put a damper on Christmas. 🎄

Right-hander Michael King and the San Diego Padres are in agreement on a three-year, $75 million contract, sources tell ESPN. The deal allows King to opt out after the 2026 and 2027 seasons. @Feinsand was first on the news.