Someone put it on a t-shirt!!!!

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Turned upside down this companies fragile logo looks an awful lot like someone shitting out a pear the hard way

Apparently this guy on Amazon's homepage also grew up on a farm in Detroit milking cats

Middle aged man walks into the gym locker room sees an apparent (and fully nude) acquaintance and says hey Jim what do you know Jim: not much, I can tell you that. Which for me is a perfect statement for a man to make while standing butt ass naked in a gym locker room

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I sure hope this cool ass dog in front of me at Dutch Bros is getting a puppachino

“Karmas not a bitch, she’s a mirror.” Dustin 💎 Poirier

#BETAwards this has been the best music awards show of the last couple years

these predictable & frustrating Bucs 1st down runs average -0.11 EPA/att & often force Tampa into 3rd downs so I'm RUNNING this contest for every Bucs 1st down RB handoff on Sunday I'll add $100 to the pot & give it all away rules: follow me & @SharpFBAnalysis + retweet this

The one two combo of Harry taking a bb right in the dick followed by Marv getting one to the forehead is a cinematic masterpiece to start the Home Alone battle.

Just threw out the birthday card my Nana mailed me because it arrived the day after my birthday. Too late Nana! Very corrupt woman. Probably dead

Halloween themed run today 👻

Traditional Seattle win. #GoHawks

Supporting Trump is such an unforgivable moral failing. It calls every bit of your judgement and character into question. Nothing about you should be trusted if you can look at this man and think "that's the one for me."

*mouth extremely clenched* GOOD GAME!

If you couldn’t make it outside today this song can supply you with 1500 IU of Vitamin D

Trump 2016: Things are bad, vote for me so I can fix them Trump 2020: Things are even worse, vote for me or else things will get much much worse

Good @ufc decision. Poirier is a bad man.

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