Amon⌨︎
@captiongod1
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IG @lil.ter
Louisville, Louisville
Joined December 2017
The oil companies were notified before Congress. This is what an authoritarian oligarchy looks like.
Reporter: Did you speak with the oil companies before the operation? Did you tip them off? Trump: Before and after. They want to go in and they’re going to do a great job.
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begging for money
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for those out of the loop, this woman won the nobel prize, dedicated it to trump in hopes he would put her in leadership after invading venezuela, he said “thanks lol” and then completely passed over her, and now she’s offering to *give* him her prize. it’s getting weird!
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize? Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
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the US government giving you your tax refund
Bro penguin stole a stone from his wife and gave it back to her
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u can look up literally anything on the this app's search bar and it will show u porn
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This Venezuela thing reminds of how last year , GROWN ADULTS were on my timeline saying the cartels could take on the US military
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Kidnapping a President from his own country to Gangsta for me
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The trip back to Beijing like
JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇻🇪 Chinese officials arrive in Venezuela for talks with President Nicolás Maduro.
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The soldier who bagged Maduro:
JUST IN: Marco Rubio says the U.S. saved $50 million from last night's operation since they no longer have to pay the $50 million reward for Maduro's capture.
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It's not free internet it's surveillance,we told you that fallout with Trump was staged.
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Starlink activates free internet in Venezuela until February 3, 2026.
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La defensa del búnker de Nicolás Maduro ante el ataque de los Estados Unidos:
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It's all fun and games until the drones start blowing up high rises in Miami.
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This the type of dream you be having right before your alarm for work goes off
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The fries, Big Mac and QPounder would just be an ordinary fat guy meal, but adding the filet-o-fish is what makes this truly heinous.
WSJ: RNC Chair Joe Gruters said he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, a Big Mac, and a Filet-O-Fish in one sitting.
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The singular comment 😭
It's going to be a great year for defending democracy. Let's go!
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