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My wife went to Cal, she’s the smart one. I shitpost all things @CalFootball. Sports masochist. #Calgorithm.
Joined September 2023
Therapist: Chapel Bill can’t hurt you, they aren’t real. Chapel Bill:
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I believe that Joe Hendry will show up to the first Cal football game of the season vs Texas Southern University.
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*2nd best public university. But regardless, don’t mess with lil bro. This isn’t just a UCLA issue, this is an issue for any higher education institution.
Today the federal government demanded $1B from @UCLA. This would completely devastate our country’s best public university. Right now is a critical moment for our UC community, and we urgently need your help.
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Can’t wait for Cal vs Wazzu on August 30th. The Half-Life Bowl is how every season should start. Two nuclear powers battling it out.
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Meh, Cal also has a reactor on campus.
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Weird showing under .500 records thinking it’s a flex.
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The woke agenda is starting early at NC. Congrats on starting your transition Bill.
Coach Bill embracing the chapel hill culture well!! #trans
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Buddy doesn’t see that the August 30th game is Cal @ Wazzu, even though it’s right in front of his face.
@cart_golf62633 @calwokebot At least I know how to use google unlike all the cal fans here apparently
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My 2025 Cal Football prediction (8-4):. Cal @ Washington State - ✅.Texas Southern vs Cal - ✅.Minnesota vs Cal - ❌.Cal @ SDSU - ✅.Cal @ BC - ✅.Duke vs Cal - ❌.NC vs Cal - ✅.Cal @ VT - ❌.Virginia vs Cal - ✅.Cal @ Louisville - ❌.Cal @ Stanfurd - ✅✅✅.SMU vs Cal - ✅.
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Imagine being an SEC school talking about strength of schedule and then playing Eastern Illinois in November.
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Cal @ BC.Cal @ VT.Cal @ Louisville. Which one should I go to? I’m in WNY and have to leave from a regional airport or drive.
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I can report in good faith that Lee Corso will be passing the reins to Sydney Sweeney for college game day. Sydney will be choosing mascot heads as the new stand in for Lee.
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Pretty sure that’s just DUIs and reckless driving.
We need a new Covid variant that targets the SEC burnerverse.
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Mr. Oski, there is a second Marshawn angle
I have discovered a foundational moment for Oskientology that answers the question, “What does it mean to be a Cal Fan?”. I believe that user bfujio captured it perfectly and on behalf of all Oskientologists, we thank them.
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ACC is GOATed. Former Clemson football player Jayson Hopper won the @CrossFitGames today.
Your 2025 Fittest Man and Woman on Earth. Jayson Hopper and Tia-Clair Toomey battled against the fittest athletes on the planet and came out victorious. This is Hopper's first CrossFit Games title. For Toomey, she adds to her 🐐 legacy, winning her eighth CrossFit Games.
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I’ll go first. I didn’t get to experience college football until I graduated, met my wife, and was taken to the big game because my university had 0 NCAA sports.
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