somewhere, 4 dudes are home on thanksgiving break from their first semester of college drinking in somebodys basement sending “back at it” snaps to girls that wont respond. theyre calling it a boys night anyway. tevins mom is making pizza rolls upstairs
i saw my exs family last night. her parents hugged me and said “im sorry for any pain our daughter has caused you. shes a dumbass. you are so fucking cool and sick as hell and can kickflip and are awesome and also cool. when she realizes it, its gonna be too late.”
woah
i graduated high school 2010 so it was cool to paint “sen10r” on your car. i just saw somebody with “sen20r” painted on their lexus. i see the education system still fucken rips
today is four years without cigarettes. i miss them every day of my fucking life. also i can run and bike a lot better. but i dont look as cool. hard to say if they’re bad or not
excited for my first day at at&t as a network engineer supporting national infrastructure. just unplugged a few things in the server room for my space heater. it’s cold in here. should be fine though
happy presidents day to william henry harrison only, who died a month into his term from pneumonia after not wearing a coat during his inaugural address. that is cool as fuck
oh hell yeah new chainsmokers song. cant wait to pregame to it with my 3 roommates wearing unwashed throwback nba jerseys then go to the same bar and invade girls personal space
packing 8 pair of underwear for a 4 day trip because at 27 years old i am crippled by the idea that it is possible that i could shit myself every day of the week
How cool do you keep your house?
New report our shows these as the recommended temps for energy efficiency:
• 78° F when you’re home
• 85° F when you’re at work or away
• 82° F when you’re sleeping
bringing a new energy to 2018. saturdays will still be for the boys, but instead of 30 bud lights kevin is gonna come thru with that new lemongrass essential oil for the diffuser. yeah fire that shit up dawg my chakras been out of line lately
oh my god lauren its national wine day we are going to get fugging seriously wasted tonight lol our lives should be a reality show here take this boomerang of me with the franzia
I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my
#DoorDash
data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that... how is anyone living on $40K/yr ?
in the group chat with the bros rn figuring out the best lyric from the new drake album for a squad pic on ig.. also chad got a dui last night lmao nice
[very peloton instructor voice] i know you guys saw the stock market. that’s so crazy. well today we’re investing in ourselves. it’s called sweat equity. let’s get our cadence to 80 and get ready to climb in 3 2
i am 6 years sober today. navigating the first few years of sobriety was a hellish nightmare but im grateful to have come out on top healthy and happy. if nobody has told u they love u today, i love u
When my dad was 19 he was driving 8 1/2 hours every other weekend just to see my mom & when I asked him about it all he had to say was “ Trust me, when you know you know “... Just seems like stuff like that doesn’t happen anymore
My dad is 45, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.
trying to divide car/truck sticker people into categories, so far ive got:
- super coexist obama 08 leftist
- sorority girl
- outdoorsy granola hiker
- horny for guns guy
- salt life or any variation of such
- old racist
to kids out there not getting calls from coaches today. u can take my path instead:
- tear ur acl
- be mad
- ignore calls
- play club
- spend 7 years in undergrad
- develop dependency to stimulants
- get over it at 25, become men’s league superstar and niche internet celebrity
today marks two years since ive had a cigarette which is cool and good. if ur out there trying to quit i believe in u and if ur not fucken smoke up baby
a few years ago i spent christmas in rehab. a couple people i met either went back out or did not make it. i think about them all the time but especially during the holidays. if nobody has told u they love u today i love u
Former Texas Tech quarterback Tyler Shough (
@tylershough2
) is transferring to Louisville, he told ESPN. Shough, 24, will be a seventh-year senior who turns 25 next year. He’s played at both Oregon and Texas Tech since starting his college career in 2018.