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Saitama’s most wanted Naijin.

Joined January 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Another disgraceful example of businesses in Japan not being welcoming to tourists.
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Donald Trump visiting Japan in 1990 is the greatest thing you’ll read all day.
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A Japanese man visits a factory in India and says he can’t believe it took an entire day for a group of Indians to do a job a Japanese person could do in less than an hour. He then says most Indians are stupid as the solution was to pull the wires with the vehicle behind them.
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Most tourist friendly sign in Japan.
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Let me know what you think of my buddy’s Halloween costume.
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Average dating app experience in Japan:
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Another disgraceful example of businesses in Japan not being welcoming to tourists.
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“I love dating a Japanese girl because they are traditional and I love that”. *2 years later*. “wtf why does my Japanese wife expect me to be the breadwinner and give her all the money to budget herself???????”.
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Japan has confirmed it will now consider updating the country's entire digital infrastructure to Windows XP after the historical global IT outage.
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Joe Biden: . “Japan hates immigrants!”. Immigrants in Japan:
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> move to Japan. > marry the first Japanese woman that gives you attention. > turns out not to be the best idea. many such cases
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> Chuds lose. > “I’m fleeing to Japan”. > Lefties lose. > “I’m fleeing to Japan”. Why?.
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How do you convince the average Japanese person that this isn’t the average American?
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Japan has a serious rubbish problem.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Live streamer gets molested by white guy in Japan.
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@Arin_Yumi Japanese immigration taking note of this ingenious idea:
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Investigate this man’s hard drive immediately.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Japan city tier list:
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White guy in Japan is furious because convenience store workers don’t speak English to him.
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Simply disgraceful that Japan seems to think it’s fine to treat tourists like this.
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Kaiju Trump has taken over Japan.
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First day of Japanese language school in Tokyo!
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Live streamers in Japan steal an orange and infinity police officers spawn out of nowhere to arrest them.
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BREAKING: US fertility rate hits record low.
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Japanese man goes ballistic at Australian tourists smoking and drinking at a ski resort in Japan:
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A Japanese girl riding an overnight train in India is woken up by a man trying to fondle her.
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Chinese passport bros think they’ve hit the jackpot with Japanese hookers. Only to find out that they’re Chinese. Hilarity ensures.
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Vladimir Putin is re-erected and within hours there are trucks out on the streets of Tokyo celebrating his hard fought victory.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Japanese train advertisements remain undefeated.
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“ポテトを袋に入れて!!!. Donarudo! . Za Poteto! In za baggu itto musto go!”. “Abe Kun, is that you?”
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Tourists are now attempting to conquer Osaka Castle the old-fashioned way:
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This is JAPAN. This is NOT a white country!
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Be the American the Japanese think you are.
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You can actually feel your brain turning to slush the more times you watch this.
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Live streamer in Japan decides to cause havoc in a nightclub only to get kicked in the nuts by a dancer and thrown out by security:
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Main character syndrome.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Meet Norm (Tokyo Lens), the most insecure and unhinged YouTuber you will ever see. 🧵 (1/276)
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Live streamer in Japan trashes a public restroom then films people going to the toilet:
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Foreign residents and tourists blaming each other for Japanese people now hating them equally.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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@confibi Sounds about right.
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@nerds4nerds We have almost come full circle.
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Your reminder that the person behind Unseen Japan is a colossal creep that was laughed off this site multiple times for horrendously shit takes.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Why is it always the people that are complete parodies of themselves that end up in Japan?
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Live streamers in Japan come to the consensus that Japan is a communist country on par with North Korea:
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Two Japanese girls go to India and can’t believe how often they’re getting groped in public.
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Japan has announced it hopes to solve its labour shortage with new prototype Raygun androids.
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@kentamichinomiy Never forget what they took from us.
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Ideal Japanese couple believes Japan is getting weaker and has a solution for their population crisis:
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@StephenG4242 Probably this guy.
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White guy in Japan is furious because convenience store workers don’t speak English to him.
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> live in Japan long enough to get permanent visa. > only skill is speaking English. > unemployed and can’t speak Japanese. > turns to fellow Redditors for advice. many such cases.
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@SAfrikaCath Are you telling me all Japanese women aren’t JAV actresses?.
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That time of the year again where feminists and tankies make a big stink parading Junko Fututa around to tell you why Japan is unsafe for women in 2025. Just let them know that the culprits grew up in commie households with party members as parents and watch their heads explode.
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🤏Japanese men archive🤏
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🚨Breaking News🚨.One of the four main suspects in the Furuta Junko case has been confirmed dead at the age of 51 on July 16, 2022.
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Bravest white person in Asia.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Thousands of Japanese have lined the streets of Tokyo this morning to celebrate Trump’s return to X.
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Brave vigilantes in Japan are now dragging annoying tourists to the nearest police station:
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If you choose to learn Japanese, keep in mind that you’re never beating the allegations.
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“We did it, Abe Kun”
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> be Mick from Australia. > go to Japan to teach English. > realise you have a superior phone that doesn’t have the shutter sound. > still get caught taking pictures of young girls in the school toilets
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Probably the best piece of advice you can give to anyone learning Japanese.
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Open defecation, India: 🤮🤢🤬. Open defection, Japan:
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Kissing random Japanese girls has never been easier.
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The hospitality at Japanese hotels never disappoints!
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Tokyo looks more and more like downtown Toronto.
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Chinese woman on the train in Tokyo politely asks the Japanese man next to her to move his legs.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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@HumansNoContext White woman has vanity trip in Japan and the internet loses its mind.
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Live streamer in Japan is asked to stop filming in McDonalds and promptly responds like a retard:
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@politicalawake Welcome back!
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When Japan asked tourists to stop behaving like monkeys and act more Japanese, I’m not quite sure if this was what they had in mind.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Japan looks more and more like the rest of the world with every passing day.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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@_gaijinsama This is why Japan has women-only carriages.
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@pontiff691 Can’t imagine why Japanese women that marry Redditors would turn crazy.
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Live streamer molested by a group of men in Japan.
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Currently in Tokyo and have not seen a single Japanese person outside after 10pm. Are they not fans of this kind of music?
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Japan was ready to elect its most right-wing prime minister since the end of WW2 then everyone remembered at the last minute she’s actually a woman.
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Foreign husbands in Japan are never beating the allegations.
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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