Calie
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Creative Director Formula 1, Filmmaking, Food. Stanley Kubrick with a bit of Hans Zimmer
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Social media will never be a point of reference for me. I don't know a single person with a BBL in my life . Black men & women are loving each other around me. Average men without any wealth are loved & getting married. Women in all shapes, colours & personalities are loved.
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I kid you not, a guy sitting next to me asked me what perfume I’m wearing and he bought it for his wife on the spot lmao like he even asked me if it’s the right one on the Dior website. I was so impressed I asked him to take a pic loool.
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People always say this statement pejoratively but this works the same with good things too. Dream big, great this can happen to you too
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The best food I had in Paris was at a Senegalese restaurant called Waly-Fay and now I'm on a hunt for Senegalese food in London and planning a trip to Dakar.
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Not a single April Fools joke on my TL? We are all going through it? Ain't nothing funny.
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Danny said the girl he picked is intelligent and he connected with her on a intellectual level ???!? She is a ASOS model and Yewande is a Scientist 😂😂😂😂men are maddddddd
#LoveIsland
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Lol £265 is $300 mad, remember when £150 used to be $300, we used to be a proper country.
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How is TikTok now the best App in the world, I’m scrimmmingggg.
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In 2010 I went to see JCole and Drake for £11 in Manchester, the venue cudnt even fit 100 people lol. God I’m waiting for my glow up.
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@esmespencerr
You literally missed the whole point of someone smelling a scent and thinking you would love it and buying it for you. It was never abt the price. It's actually £220 he bought a smaller one just in case she didn't like it.
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The cow’s milk hate agenda doesn’t even make sense coz y’all still eat the same chocolate bars , cheese and ice creams
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Ever since I read that people measure love based off how much suffering they can cause their partner without them complaining everything has never been the same. Just return the food man.
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Celebs get their skin from expensive-ass treatments and have dermatologists on speed dial but will start a skincare line and tell y'all your skin can be like theirs for £30 a bottle 😒lol come on now let's be serious.
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Saying Messi is better than Ronaldo over this is like saying Harry Kane is better than Haaland because Norway didn't make it the World Cup.
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I think what's sad about sexual grooming is the fact that girls realise when they are older they were being abused, when they try to warn younger girls it's framed as “they are jealous of you” this cycle always works in favour of predictors, it never stops.
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Two Indians born to Kenyan-Asian immigrant parents being the face of UK fascism was not in my bingo cards.
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Nothing says bad economy like the lack of baddies and having fossil men born pre-independence as groupies.
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Mike and Priscilla never moved my ovaries like this please.
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I know I say this all the time but I find it incredibly sad that success is Africa is measured by just being able to emulate a western/American lifestyle there.
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5 people in a submarine vs 750 people drowning.
The Greek coastguard claimed it didn’t intervene when a boat carrying asylum seekers and refugees capsized last week because those on board refused help, leaving as many as 750 people to drown.
Activists say Greece delayed aid as those on board pleaded for help for 15+ hours.
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If you don’t have drama to share coz you are sooo private stop shaming those entertaining us please. We don’t want to know that YOU don’t want to share.
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The key to enjoying adulthood is to organise fun. Fun no longer spontaneously finds you anymore coz you have life commitments so you have to make the conscious decision to seek out fun & a lot of pple don't want to do this and that's why they are miserable.
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Idris Elba and Oprah were the first guests at the
#RoyalWedding
I don’t want to hear black peoples lateness jokes ever again.
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Took my Gogo shopping and a tour of London, my heart is full ❤️.
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I use to think Lori Harvey was a savage but I actually think it’s sad that she is wasting her best years at 23 with a man who is almost 40 with six baby mama & not a billionaire eww.
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I'm sorry Dr Umar.
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Because religion requires you to put logic aside for the full experience it's the perfect place to breed some of the worst kind of human beings. From bigots to extremists they can use religion to justify being vile.
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Rich people piss me off, I’m in Kensington and Prince Harry is doing his food shopping & these people are just ignoring him 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️like are they mad?, I wanted to take a picture but I can’t coz they will know I’m poor😂😂😂
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Poppin bottles coz we bottling them emotions.
#Gemini
women often appear complicated as they prefer to hide their true emotions from all outsiders.
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Did the florals & decor for my besties wedding this past weekend. She got a £5000 quotation for this I did it for £1300(I have a trade licence to buy flowers wholesale so that helped).
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As a certi foodie here is a thread of my top 10 best places I've eaten at this year
#1
is Hakkasan, their ingredients taste like God grew them.
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The fact that Barbie opening is referencing Stanley Kubrick - 2001 a Space Odyssey famous scene and Oppenheimer is referencing Dr Strange Love is why Kubrick is the father of filmmaking.
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People don't realise how much of this is deep-rooted in self-hate. They think only French & Italian clothes should cost this much, they only see value in something if white pple are doing it🫠. If creatives are being paid adequately handmade clothes should cost 100+.
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Unproblematic friendships & relationships, skin clear, fat bank account, spiritually eternally grounded. Literally in one of the best eras of my life.
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Baby it seems social media is everything to you if you are going to steal a tweet bar for bar for some attention.
Social Media will never be a point of reference for me. I don’t know a single person with a BBL in my life. Black men and women are loving each other around me. Average men without any wealth are loved & getting married. Women in all shapes, colours and personalities are loved.
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Ciara pregnancy announcement in Turks&Caicos are levels I aspire for.
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I covered sadza in edible gold to eat with guru nematumbu because why not
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Our ancestors wildest dream 🙏🏾😭🙌🏾
The cherry on top is my uncle is the one who is going to bring out the Rugby World Cup trophy in a few minutes 😭🙌🏾.
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The Kardashian really said we are done with niggas, took out their BBL , became extremely thin & now back to white men, Kim , Khloe & Kourtney.
Khloé Kardashian and Michele Morroneat at the Dolce & Gabbana fashion show in Milan.
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This tweet made me think I can save £27.40 a day then I realised that’s £850 a month then I was humbled.
Never forget: Saving $27.40 everyday for one year is 10k.
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Organised my first ever wedding celebration on
@thefrontable
😭😭yesterday. The fact that someone trusted me to be their wedding planner 🙊 it can only be God.
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This video has more views than his entire music catalogue 💀💀
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Subscription tv being same price as cable tv. Airbnb being worse than hotels, Uber being same price as taxi is truly an end of an era.
Amazon plans to start rolling out ads on Prime Video movies and TV shows in early 2024.
Consumers who want the ad-free tier will have to pay an additional $2.99/month fee, taking the subscription up to $17.99.
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Slandering Zim men so they can be in your mentions defending themselves and you can have your pick >>>>>>>>>
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In the era of fast fashion, here is me wearing the same clothes for the last five years 😂😂 just styling and accessorising them differently.
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J.Cole said instead of writing your threads on twitter to people who already follow your movement BLACK WOMEN are getting killed by people who are NOT on Twitter, Hit the streets and start planting your seeds & he shud be cancelled ? 😂😂😂
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Most teachers were nasty is Zim, ofcoz they would hate it here because you can’t abuse children.
BEING a teacher in the UK is a horrible experience — it is a taste of hell.
I was a teacher in Zimbabwe for over 10 years.
I loved my work; I remember assemblies where children would greet us in chorus.
I was proud to be a teacher.
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Ain't it crazy how when a spouse die or when couples get divorced the women rarely ever remarry but men are quick to find another personal assistant...sorry I mean WIFE. But it’s women who get threatened with dying alone if they don't marry. Funny that.
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I just did
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We graduate uni at 21 pple are fckn grown at 22, he was saying darkskin women deserved to be raped! I remember his acc is one of the first acc I muted on twitter, I don’t ever wanna hear what this nigga has to say ever.
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I love this, I love this because people in the replies are asking if she is ok but I didn’t pity her, I know this kind of death it’s not the forever kind, it’s the dying for rebirth, she began to die to be rid of what she had become, this is death for the greatest comeback.
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Thissss! Instead of that silly post on instagram y’all are reposting promoting individualism and telling your friends not to bother you coz we are “busy adults with priorities” nonsense. I promise you we thrive as a community not alone, make time.
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BoyMath is living in perpetilual fear of golddiggers even without an ounce of gold to be dug in their name.
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One of my fav Milan experiences.
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My sister doesn't know who Sza or Doja Cat is, she is 35 and a stay-at-home housewife. It made me realize that we get do consumed by the internet and actually forget that majority of people don't give a shit abt half the things on here and they are doing just fine without it.
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Guys 😭😭😭 1st attempt at (mabhanzi/ Dinner Rolls/HawaiianSweetRolls)🤯.Made a fool proof recipe for
@thefrontable
coming soon.
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The NHS isn’t falling apart coz of missed appointments, it’s falling apart coz of Tory cuts for the last 12yrs. Missed appointments are part of every healthcare services in the world even thriving countries but you know what isn’t ? Waiting 10hrs in A&E, 2yr for surgery you dweeb
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To Zimbabweans, BBQs are not a seasonal thing but cultural.
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@sugs94
And you are still reading emails??😂😂I wud be in work for decoration, even put my feet up waiting for that promotion.
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If my wife was worth £27billion I wud be a stay at home partner, that’s the first mistake Rishi Sunak made.
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The fact that Adut is engaged to Runtown just made my day because Mad Over You 🥺🥺👏🏾
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95% unemployment what can they do but socialize?
Zimbabwe’s social life miles ahead of the UK
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@missymoymoy
Looool exactly and also a car pays for one term of school fees how many cars did she have to sell?💀
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Being a art director it’s difficult to verbally explain your ideas, it’s so much easier to just show them. My client loved the set up I did for them . Email : info
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.co.uk for bespoke tablescapes
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So Amapiano has really entered the UK uk now
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#BoycottTampax
trending is a perfect example of Western Feminists, women are literally dying in Iran but this is the nonsense they have energy for.
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Where the girl leaves a great job in the city to run a Christmas market with a man she met a week before Christmas as if Christmas is 365days a year.
There is a *terrifying* amount of Christmas movies with white heterosexual couples wearing red and green.
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Doing both >>>>
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I act like I'm ok but deep down I want to move to Zimbabwe and open a film studio and make movies in Shona.
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Am I the only person who finds these annoying, it’s like black people lives have to be Tyler Perry movies,😒 nothing is ever as good as it seem (yawn), people keep reposting these everywhere.
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Before the event I created a photoshop mock up the table set up so the client could visualise my idea, we spaced the flowers in the end to add lots of candle so that we have more light at night. I love nerding out on creative projects
@thefrontable
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Wait so Aaron who just came in the villa last week actually thinks he has a chance to win ?? And Kaz was tactically try to remove them 😂😂😂
#LoveIsland
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I just got a scam call (the Amazon refund one) so I was like I know this a scam don’t you have shame that your job is to lie and steal from people?
How can she reply “your country has stolen a lot of money & wealth from Indian we are just taking it back”😭
I started laughing🤣
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As a man before you QT this ask yourself if you can afford the stove behind her & a housewife. This is the basic price
ladies, theres nothing wrong with you if you want this over becoming a partner at a law firm
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Me : Anyone saying money doesn’t bring happiness is a liar.
Also me looking at Khloe Kardashian who is worth $40millinon sad & still going on abt that deadbeat nigga today:
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Jimmy Choos are like $600, this is what Michael Kors gonna do: make $200 cheap ones that ever1 & their mama can have, exclusivity from 100-0
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My grandma always use to say “Moyo wemunhu ndiwo unoronga mazano asi kubudirira kwawo kunobva kunatenzi” and that's what I'm taking into 2022.
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