Cake the Human
@cake_human
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I'm Cake! MINORS & ANTIS DNI 🔞 18+ I'm old. I write things on rare occasions. multiship. (lockandkey)
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Joined October 2019
For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.
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You’re watching in real time the government turning against its own citizens. They murdered a woman in cold blood and now they’re smearing her as a domestic terrorist.
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i’m so annoyed with how fandom spaces are moving in the west. “don’t talk about that, it’s taboo.” “you’re normalizing, fetishizing, supporting, etc” “this gacha game is full of slop for pedos (yet continues playing)” like damn, purity culture is ruining your fucking brains
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The "LGB Alliance" was forced by courts to reveal that they are comprised of mostly straight people, by the way. You don't speak for lesbians or gays, you speak for bigoted straight people.
LGB Alliance is the UK's only voice for LGB people. All the others pretend men can be lesbians and straight women can be gay men.
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shippers are so weak nowadays. in the old days your favorites didn't have one single scene together during the whole show and you still shipped them
why are shippers more obsessed with endgames than actual shipping nowadays. do you guys rlly just ship something in hopes it becomes endgame rather than for fun
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Believe it or not, you can be both anti-Maduro and anti-American invasion, at the same time
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the sob i let out once i saw steve was cleaning derek’s glasses oh my god… he really is the biggest sweetheart to ever exist all he wants to do is protect everyone and make sure they’re okay :(
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wow i can’t believe a republican president did what the last 3 republican presidents did and launched us into a recession and a useless war for oil.
BREAKING: Trump has ordered airstrikes on sites in Venezuela, including military facilities, U.S. officials confirm - CBS
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Gay people and interracial relationships happened in the 80s all of the time. You weirdos really just hate that other people exist.
Ah yes, two completely routine everyday events that happened all the time back in the 1980s…
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stuff like this reminds me that actually no nothing will ever be worse than the game of thrones finale
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You become a much happier person when you learn to indulge in your favorite media without needing to pay mind to its fandom/community, especially on twitter
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"Congratulations, you passed." "Congratulations, you're hired." "Congratulations, you are amazing" "Congratulations, you've been approved." "Congratulations, you've been accepted." "Congratulations, you've been promoted." All in 2026. Claim it!
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why are shippers more obsessed with endgames than actual shipping nowadays. do you guys rlly just ship something in hopes it becomes endgame rather than for fun
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"vecna? i didnt.. say that name. how do you know that name?" "mike! :D he's like my best friend now :3"
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HE CLEANED HIS GLASSES FOR HIM 😭 STEVE HARRINGTON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
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