Cairo Smith
@cairoasmith
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Sensitive young man. Film autark. Inscrutable liberal. Semanticist. American. Multi-track drifter. Unreconstructed aesthete.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2014
My new novel is out today. First chapter below as well as a mini-essay and some personal photos. Thank you all for making this so rewarding and fun.
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Our sensible "vice squad." Their oppressive "morality police."
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Got a little older. Thought my author photo should reflect as much. Adieu to the black clubmasters of 2017.
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Chick-fil-a... I just... if my order game was pure ass... I don't believe you'd tell me... so how can I trust you?
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Yeah I wish I had not done this.
My most boomer opinion is that if you have $10k-20k to spend on a down payment towards an auto loan, you are better off paying for a used car in cash instead of locking in to a high triple-digit monthly car payment. You can absolutely find a good used car for $10k-20k.
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I feel like Bright really poured cold water on the urban fantasy genre in film. It still has potential though.
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By some quirk of the ventilation setup, my home office gets extremely hot when the central heat is on, which is amazing to me because I am a lizard.
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Me after people get mad that I said something heinously dumb:
@atlanticesque You should definitely be reading this as quite deliberately tongue in cheek
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Bruh. 😞
James Ransone Dies: 'IT Chapter Two' & 'The Black Phone' Actor Was 46
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A strange thing is happening where Gen Z pinkos are becoming Chinaboos and swinging way authright without realizing it as they pick up Deng and Xi thought which are incredibly conservative by American standards.
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>ship is called enterprise >from a society that's banned money ???
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There is no such thing as an AI welfare expert. These are unsolvable philosophical problems. So the only person who would claim to be such is comfortable with being a bald-faced liar.
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Can someone explain why poor people love Jack Skellington so much?
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I stopped following Stranger Things but from what you all post it seems to now be about a noseless child molester chasing thirty-year-olds.
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Unfortunately for this meme, society was more de jure liberal when these photos were taken than it is now.
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I feel like I don't hear any maxims about perseverance anymore. Third time's a charm. If at first you don't succeed. Etc.
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Of all the people you don't want to hear having problems at your neighbor's house, the gas line repair guys are probably near the top.
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